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Sausage-Holer

one of those jerk wad American hating Germans who obviously have a bratwurst in their "hole"
Ex. 1: "Dude, Hitler was like King of The Sausage-Holers"

Ex. 2: "Honestly man, quit being a sausage-holer and just be nice to Americans"
by j_m_s August 1, 2008
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A-holeistic

When some pseudo-intellectual tries to link normal activities to the cosmos.
(Whilst drinking alcohol)

"It's like the Universe is aligned".

"That's a very a-holeistic thing to say".
by Uncle Steve 2 August 11, 2010
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Sink-holers

The opposite of big-breasted. Basically the nipples/breasts sink inward.
Dave: Did you see Julie? She is so flat chested!
Howard: I'd love that compared to what I saw last night! Valerie is one of those sink-holers!!
by miro nachos September 2, 2013
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john holetrane

The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece into someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a Coltrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like Coltrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."
Some guy on the street tried to sell me a John Holetrane but all he had was .75" pvc pipe. I said "You're thinking of a different act." I walked away, disappointed that I still didn't know when or where I'd get my next authentic John Holetrane.
by Tex Tile September 23, 2016
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john holetrane

The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece in someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a John Holetrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like John Coletrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."
A guy on the street offered me a John Holetrane but all he had was pvc pipe. I respectfully declined, sure that he wasn't the butthole virtuoso he was claiming to be.
by Tex Tile September 17, 2016
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blue holed

When a chick is masturbating but for some reason can't finish herself off and she just leaves herself sore. Like blue balls, but totally different.
So I was playing with this guy online and fingering myself and he turned out to be a douchey disappointment. I tried to finish but it wasn't working, I just ended up blue holed and I did it to myself.
by a disapppointment September 3, 2016
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stoner holes

holes in your clothes, that result from ashes from the cherry flying off the end of blunt, joint, spliff, etc.
i have stoner holes in my clothes, and aint got no weed
by quixotickane June 30, 2016
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