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Double-scroll

The act of scrolling back to something shocking you had previously scrolled past.
“I Double-scrolled when I saw she posted a picture with him!”
Double-scroll by garfmobile1999 September 18, 2023

Double Daved 

When you get double penetrated by two dudes named Dave, could also get triple Daved as well!
Caleb, don’t drink too much at the party, you might get Double Daved !
Double Daved by Mcdoubledaved! September 23, 2023

double fantasy 

a type of sex when a male/female is owned by two partners
Jane and Jill were at my place the other day. It was a real double fantasy.
double fantasy by 1dw3_1+3 September 24, 2023

Double barrel SNOTgun

It's when your nose is really stuffy and you simultaneously blow air really hard through each nostril, which might be enough to blast snot from both of them at the same time, projecting a scattered tapestry of snot onto whatever you happened to be aiming you face at. It can also be done unintentionally, such as when you sneeze really hard and manage to cover your mouth but it gets diverted to your nose, spraying particles every which way. Regardless it's pretty disgusting so make sure you use a damn tissue next time or if you don't have one sneeze into your sleeve.
"Oh well that's gross. That guy just fired his double barrel SNOTgun at his desk and now there's boogers everywhere."

"I was sitting in class and this guy behind me blasted the back of my head with a double barrel SNOTgun. Guess that explains why my nose is feeling a little stuffy and I feel a cold coming on. ACHOO!"

Double oven

The act of cumming in someone's ass while having intercourse and continuing to have sex until you cut again
My bf gave me a double oven last night and I'm sore
Double oven by Unifornbread September 30, 2023

Double Stuffed Oreo 

When a woman has a huge shit in her ass and is getting fisted.
Woman: I haven't had my morning shit yet, but I'm so horny, please fuck me.

Partner: Okay, but you're going to be a double stuffed oreo.