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I like your shoelaces 

A phrase used to identify those who use tumblr on other websites or IRL.
"OH GOD, MY FEELS, I CAN'T."

"Hey, uh, I like your shoelaces."

"Me, too! What's your blog name?"
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work it like a stripper pole 

bumpin and grindin and shit like yo girl was gettin nekkid and dry humpin a brass pole
Yo fat ass mama and skanky sister worked my shit like a striper pole!

Beat it like a rented mule 

To masturbate violently and prolifically.
Beat it like a rented mule by Ebin October 29, 2002

drop it like it's hot 

When you keep name dropping to sound cool.
He was so annoying because he always tried to drop it like it's hot.

I like you for who you are 

Said when somebody can't stand you but wants to say something nice. When they can't find something specific to compliment, they say they like you as a whole instead. weak.
If a woman says "I like you for who you are", donkey punch her sorry ass.

sleep like a corpse 

to sleep soundly; to sleep like a top.
The babies always sleep like a corpse.