John Cornelius

“You know when I first watched the polar express as a kid, I had a crush on John Cornelius
“What is wrong with you”
by FanOfPolarExpress31 October 09, 2023
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Fishless John

When a flyfisher brings you to what he claims as “real fishing” but strikes zero fishes.
-Gotta bring you for some real fishin’!
(Catches nothing)

-What a fishless John.
by MoronSonOfBoron! February 15, 2022
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Den John

If you ever meet an Den John, don't hesitate, RUN! He will show off is weapons. Katana, guns and knives included- If you happened to be a jew, you should hide your family and friends cause Den John will gas anyone without hesitation.

Also, raising your arm makes you a Den John.
Julia don't look behind you, Den John is there-
by ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_ February 19, 2021
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John Bridged

When someone bends backwards and puts a females penis in his mouth
Bro I got John Bridged last night and she was so hot
by The John Bridge May 07, 2025
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Jimmy that John

when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.
“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)

“the book is the jimmy the john is the story”

“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied
by thejohner May 17, 2025
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Myles John

A Lovely Human Being Who Has A Huge Cock! But Pulls Only Men!

This Guy Will Have 100% Benn Circumcised In The Womb
Myles John Has A Huge Cock Which Bends To The Left
by Hoyayayayayayya16 February 13, 2024
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