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fugwa balls

Two balls in which you take in your hand, and move around. They are not actual balls. They jingle, and sound like windchimes. I swear, they are not actual balls. Like men balls. They come from China.
"Becky, don't touch my fugwa balls."

"Why, Becky?"

"Because they're from China. And they're mine."
by analarchist June 22, 2021
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dorito balls

when someone goes out of their way to make a shitty definition
"Hey did you see what I made to mock this guy?"
"Thats a load of dorito balls dumbass"
by ProxyNevada June 27, 2021
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Bitter Balls

What happens when you freeze/refrigerate Pre made boba drink for a long period of time. The balls harden and loose the bounciness and joy of freshly made boba and become hard bitter raisin like balls of misery.
Dumbass Joe: damn I'm full asf I should probably save my boba for tomorrow and put it in the refrigerator
16 hours later

Yuck my boba turned into bitter balls! Why Lord why!
by reformedshibainu July 3, 2021
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licking balls

its fucking amazing. the taste of cheese is amazing.
licking balls means to burn off your uncles pants and go down on him and lick his smelly cheese balls.
by ballsinmydickhole6969420 July 11, 2021
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Mango Balls

testicles that are so big and juicy that people mistake them for mangos, and tend to bite them!
Yo Dude, i just saw a guy with a case of mango balls!
by Korokyama July 16, 2021
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Blue Balls

When you're the first person to use a Porta-Potty after it's been pumped and the shit you take splashes down so hard the liquid in the Porta-Potty dyes your testicles blue
I had to take a massive dump and that Porta-Potty ended up giving me blue balls
by SativaCyborg710 July 26, 2021
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Burger Balls

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male balls look like they’ve been hit deep over 6 times with a meat tenderizer. Usually, but sometimes related to burger dick. Mostly related to men who buy really small Jean shorts and don’t wear undies for a layer of protection between the denim and scrote.
Cara had to lay off the jorts because the burger balls were starting to be bothersome.
by Deepration July 29, 2021
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