Misrepresented

Junior grimes, if anyone chooses to worship him then they’re not properly representing him

Junior: don’t worship anybody, not even me! For I am the first and last of the sinful.

People: okay but we believe you are divine

Guy 1: your really misrepresented old J now, didn’t you?

by Postage it November 3, 2021

hippocritic

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

by jpg3 October 8, 2011

tonky bubble

The name given to a large, sometimes painful buildup of intestinal gas that can accumulate during anal sex while the sphincter is plugged. Historically reserved for the "doe" half of homosexual male couples but in modern times has been applied to gaseous females as well.

Dude, I was all up in this one chick's pipe last night and it was so great, but the then she blapped this nasty tonky bubble and ruined everything.

by Power-Dandy March 23, 2011

Hungover the moon

Colloquial take on the classic idiom, 'Over the moon'.

The short, sweet period the next day when you are still drunk, before the real hangover kicks in.

'How are you feeling today?'

'Pretty good, actually. I'm hungover the moon!'

by Spagalucci September 22, 2012

San Francisco Sheet Cake

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.

I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

by Samsquanche July 8, 2015

factophobia

An irrational aversion to certain basic facts when said facts interfere with ones ideology

Some examples of factophobia:

Birthers who refuse to acknowledge Obama's citizenship.

The Reagan Revisionist who refuses to admit the fact that Ronald Reagan tripled the national debt!

by Just_sayin' January 20, 2016

taegi

the superior ship

random person: "whats taegi"
taeginator: "the superior ship and that's the tea"

by taehyungs February 7, 2018