Go fuck yourself

Go have sex with yourself.

Guy 1: Hey bro wanna fuck?
Guy 2: Go fuck yourself
Guy 1: ok *takes dick and puts in asshole.*

by dabigmothafucka July 14, 2023

mcfucking kill yourself

mcfucking kill yourself is a high quality roast and it means kill yourself from diabetes which is quite harsh but a fucking quality roast

Guy 1: bro your shoes are fucking shit
Guy 2: mcfucking kill yourself
Guy 1: *ties noose around neck and jumps*

by minecraftderp69 February 25, 2017

Get yourself together

Phrase used when someone looks kinda stupid or confused by something.

Ryan: Damn bro, i didn’t kno she was like that.

Marcus: told ya man, but that’s nothing, that happens... so, get yourself together and let’s go, we have something to do.

by DauglyLighskin March 10, 2021

go fork yourself

More gentle way to say go fuck yourself. Usually used when you dont have the ability to say fuck, or when saying it in a joking manner

Hey, go fork yourself buddy!

by Caitlyn March 2, 2005

don't kid yourself

Don't lie to yourself, you are playing yourself

You are lying! Don't kid yourself asshole!

by Salapoo May 11, 2016

Top Yourself Tuesday

A Tuesday that is, or is going to be, so bad you are tempted to commit suicide, or "top yourself"

Joeys student 1: OMG, we have an English task first Tuesday back!
Joeys studnet 2: Fml, get keen for Top Yourself Tuesday everyone!

by PrettyStarFury August 22, 2009

Check yourself before you shrek yourself

Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.

Person: I think I'll go see La La Land!

Me: Check yourself before you shrek yourself, dickhead.

by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017