Dirty Wisconsin

A redneck replacement for white claw, popularized by Midwest transplants of the Pacific Northwest; 1 shot dark rum, 1 can La Croix.

A White Russian! This guy must be fancy. I'll have a Dirty Wisconsin.

by boobitters March 26, 2021

Dirty Wisconsin

What the fuck is Wisconsin?

Yo have you heard about dirty Wisconsin?

The fuck is Wisconsin?

I don’t know

by IHateTheJewish February 8, 2022

The Wisconsin Twist

Giving a seemingly empty booze bottle a half-twist, thus producing one final drop into the glass.

The Korbel is cashed. Nah, just give it the Wisconsin Twist.

by Jolene_Wisco January 5, 2017

Wisconsin Red Eye

shooting cheese card's in a woman's eye

I shot some cheese curds in this bitches eye and made her leave before sunrise. I gave her that Wisconsin Red Eye.

by Spooge Mcduck October 28, 2020

Wisconsin vs. Yoda

Da well-known U.S. Supreme Court case dat allowed space aliens to receive their tutoring outside of regular K-12 learning-establishments.

It's never specified whether everyone's favorite pint-sized pointy-eared alien received formal education at a public school, so I wonder if dat's what da oft-sited "Wisconsin vs. Yoda" court case was about??

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide

A variation of tit-fucking where cheddar mac and cheese is used in place of other lubricant.

My girl woke me up at 4am with a Wisconsin Slip-n-Slide in all it's cheesy goodness.

by Thevkng October 2, 2021

Sloppy Wisconsin

When someone gives you a blow job with nacho cheese in their mouth.

“Linda gave me a Sloppy Wisconsin last night!”

by August 21, 2022