Dusty wine glass 

An old lady's dry cobweb vagina

She looks like she has a Dusty Wine glass

Dusty wine glass by Sassypants27 May 11, 2015

train wine 

Proceeding to get absolutely shit faced on the train, with mini bottles of wine, preferably purchased from M&S and drunk out of plastic cups. Because, you know, train wine is a classy affair.

"Train wine tonight?! "
"Fuck yeah, lets wine it up!"

train wine by Pqrstuvwxyz October 19, 2015

red wine spinaigrette 

When a man has unprotected sex with a girl on her period, then has unprotected sex with an undressed salad, then has sex with the same girl's mom as the girl eats the salad all while on a merry-go-round

Our day at the carnival was ruined by a red wine spinaigrette.

red wine spinaigrette by sqweeeeeeen July 23, 2019

Nap wine 

Early to mid afternoon glass of wine to help you can catch some sleep while the sun is still up.

Chill Sara, it’s nap wine. I’ll be ready to go out in a few hours.

Nap wine by Madatnumbers April 19, 2020

National Wine on a man day 

October the 5th girls get a free opportunity to wine on there friend or crush single or taken👀.

Girl 1: why are u wining on my man
Girl 2: it’s national wine on a man day
Girl 1: ok then😖

National Wine on a man day by Chickennoogettt12321 October 3, 2020

Human wine decanting 

The act of inserting a catheter into the male bladder, draining out the urine then using a large syringe to inject wine back in so that it can be served by a dangling cock. Warning: There is a case report of this procedure causing life threatening septic shock, or "cock shock".

Suzy went to the wine tasting party where a vintage wee wee wine was being served by human wine decanting through enormous cock.

Human wine decanting by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

Barefoot Wine

A very cheap wine typically consumed by basic white girls.

Woman A: "Hey, I brought some barefoot wine."
Woman B: "You're so basic"

Barefoot Wine by bwg1940 March 25, 2021