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Weiner Beard

Another name for pubic hair on a male or female with male genatalia
Yo bro just shaved my weiner beard because I got a hot date tonight.
by Jason westfall August 18, 2012
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Weinerslave

An individual that is a slave to a weiner (or schlong/shlort). the opposite of pussywhipped.
Frank: hey man you wanna hang out with jenny tonight?

Jim: nah bro i heard she turned into a weinerslave. jofestus is her wiener tyrant.
by studcockbukkakesensei May 25, 2013
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Weiner Weaning

To slowly but surely wean a sexual partner that you're no longer interested in, but want to remain on good terms with, off of your weiner.

To cut communication and sexual relations more and more everyday until one day she realizes she hasn't seen you in over a month.
Jake: Dude, how are you going to break things off with Nikki when you two work together? Won't it be awkward from here on out?

Josh: I'll just have to do some good old fashioned weiner weaning. May take some time but after awhile we will just mutually call it off. If I cut her out cold turkey she'll think I'm an asshole.

Jake: Shit, that's genius.
by Dagnasty October 20, 2014
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weiner-boobs

A man that is transitioning to female and has started taking hormones, developing breasts.
She's a weiner-boobs.
by Aneedadix March 2, 2018
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Warner Brothers Discovery

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga.

You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily.

Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose.

You should kill yourself, NOW.

And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble.

Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life.

If he has kids? Oh my god, Imagine if a nigga like that has kids. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has kids. I would feel so sorry for his children cause the nigga literally serves no fucking purpose.

Imagine a father, now we got lots of niggas with, wives and kids and shit that suck my dick daily on the internet. But imagine if this nigga actually had children. This nigga is devoting the time he could be spending with his kids, checking out a black man on stream, cucking over him relentlessly. It's crazy.
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wish weiners

A weiner that is either made with Soy-based products or Tofu.
EEEW! I hope Pam is not serving wish weiners for the cook out this weekend!
by BruinKiller3469 May 20, 2009
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jesus weiner

an exclamation; a general term of surprise; expression of outragia; unexpected spiritual epiphany
"Jesus weiner! Why can't you keep that spit in your mouth where it belongs?" "Jesus weiner, I didn't know Katy gave birth to a hybrid alien baby girl!" "Jesus weiner, did the boss ever take a piece of my ass in that meeting!" "Jesus weiner, I sure got raped by that car dealer!" "Jesus weiner, I have all 6 numbers on tonight's Lotto!!!!"
by twopaws February 24, 2010
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