Waffle Party

When your workplace offers you some crappy, food-based socializing incentive instead of a raise or real benefits.

We don't want no stupid Waffle Party--we want healthcare and paid sick leave now, boss.

by MollyMathers April 24, 2022

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eggotistical waffle

to pour it on like syrup. to be overbearing with words of ones achievements or pertaining to ones self.

yo man, why you straight up being an eggotistical waffle?

by Papa Dub March 10, 2008

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Alaskan Waffle

An unshaven vagina that has been infected by a rash. Similar to a blue waffle, but the difference lies with whether or not the vagina has been shaved. Can also be called "The Sarah Palin Waffle."

Ted: Holy crap Margaret, you have Alaskan Waffle!

Margaret: Oh my God, Ted! I knew something was up when I started itching my "down under" uncontrollably last week! I'd better see a specialist about my Alaskan Waffle!

by Comrade_Jon December 28, 2010

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Drop A Waffle

To excrete waste, particularly after eating chicken & waffles.

Damn, girl - I won't be able to turn-you-out until I drop a waffle.

by zornfett June 4, 2010

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The Waffle House has found its new host

The lore: Waffle House is a collective hive mind. Every 1987 moons it choses a new host to be the center of the hive mind. In order to sustain the hive mind it eats karens and impossibly hot coffee. We don't know who the new host is... But what ever you do DON'T TRY AND FIND OUT

Noun: "The Waffle House has found its new host"

by Erdtree January 15, 2023

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