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Queen Vanilla

Well Queen Vanilla ruled in her fantasy kindgom over 20 years.She was the most loved queen the world have ever had!And how couldnt she be?She was the most beautiful girl you had ever seen. Every feature that she possesed were engraved in your mind from the second you laid eyes on her. Vanilla was not limited to just physical features, her personality was equally as beautiful.
You wondered how it is that a person this extraordinary could ever exist, but found yourself just appreciating the fact that she existed, and even better yet, that she ruled you as a queen.
That's Queen Vanilla,best girl ever.And now,she is for real,ruling not her fantasy kindgom,but a boy's heart.And that boy knows,that no matter where he searches,he will never find another girl like her
Stranger: hey man,who is dis smoking hawt girl on the screen?
Billy: That's Queen Vanilla,the love of my life
Stranger: Whatever romantic douchebag,you should rly bang her,she's so sexyyyy,dayumn!
by Billicious xD September 26, 2010
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Vanilla Punk

Fake, tries to portray themselves as something they are not, such as: Tyler Willis.
Like when a guy tries to impress everyone acting as though he is a hard ass when in all reality he couldn't stand up to a fly!!
by Heather Coe November 27, 2003
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Vanilla Cricket

A nigger girl that loves white males- AS
Hey! That nigger down the street's a vanilla cricket! She's always hitting on me and my friends.
by It's Thirtyfour July 26, 2014
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double scoop of vanilla funk

1) An alcoholic drink containing peach tea, Pepsi, Sprite, orange juice, Hi-C, and Bacardi 151.

2) An instance of a White person doing something amazing and uncharacteristic of White people, like being good at basketball or dancing.
1) "I'll have a Double Scoop of Vanilla Funk, I'm gonna get wild tonight"

2) "O! he slammed that one in your face with a double scoop of vanilla funk"
by Mal-1 December 31, 2007
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vanilla ice

Those hustler's were slinging some dope Vanilla Ice.
by isagmypants October 22, 2011
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vanilla yogurt

When a guy cums so much that his semen solidifies in the girls mouth.
Girl 1: *muffled noises*
Girl 2: "what's wrong with her?"
Guy 1: "I gave her some vanilla yogurt."
by Buddahwisdom January 29, 2014
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Vanilla folder

A really white woman's shaved vagina.
Man, I filed her vanilla folder all night long.
by Sidepie August 28, 2016
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