Tell her twice

When a woman may not have heard you the first time (or didn't listen) and you're forced to repeat yourself, often resulting in two black eyes.

So this bitch was acting up last night so I had to tell her twice

by Jony_Pony April 3, 2009

Telling

Telling

Telling me something that is fake

by anonymous October 10, 2020

fortune teller

The act of holding the shaft of one's dick with one hand and rubbing the tip with the palm of the opposite hand.

Friend A: How was your night?
Friend B: Great, that girl from the bar gave me the fortune teller.
Friend A: Very nice.

by MCBronson617 July 26, 2009

what you tell?!

What you tell it's like :
"oh, really?"
or
"no, you are kidding me!"

it's an original phrase by me!

my friend : "Dude, she has really big boobs...you've never seen boobs like that!"
me : "What You Tell??!?!?!"

by sagi March 17, 2005

Telly

Slang for a Hotel Party.

1. Im throwin a phat telly tonight.
2. That telly was off the hook.
3. They got kicked out of the Telly.

by Sally Sells Sea Shells May 17, 2006

tell me a joke

never say this to me. nevver!

"hey, diane, tell me a joke"
"you're just scared of my pharao moans"

by Krkič December 11, 2019

Tell

To inform authorities on some one or to snitch because you are to much of a pussy to stand up for yourself.

Chris is going to tell on Matt for unplugging his mouse.

by mnjsan March 8, 2010