She-Pee

Funnel type thing for use by females who would rather urinate standing as opposed to squatting, ideal for use by bird watchers; cute hand puppet created by Alec, not to be confused with actual she-pee device.
"I wanna use a she-pee'

"Awww Sheepee" accompanied by a cutesy hand movement

"The hills are alive with... Sheepee!"
by Spastic Space Monkee October 04, 2009
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Pee-22

Similar to a catch 22 but with peeing.

Sometimes when one wakes up in the morning needing to pee really bad, it might be accompanied by morning wood.

If thats the case then the guy is facing a Pee 22 because the strong need to pee is maintaining a hard on and the hard on is preventing him from peeing.

The only way to pee is by eliminating the hard on first.
"The other day I had a pee-22 situation. I sat there for 10 minutes thinking of my grandmother jumping on a trampoline so that I can piss"
by kabeman October 18, 2009
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ass pee

That chili dog gave me ass pee. I'll never eat grade d meat again.
by JenThe80'sFan August 31, 2004
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Pee On Trucks

Hey bro. I'm gonna go out in the parking lot and pee on trucks. Would you like to join me?
by ConsciousLTD May 13, 2015
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Pee ruse

Telling someone that they peed their pants while drunk when it was really you who peed. A piss frame of sorts.
Lee Proudlock pissed all over the place and blamed Neal. It was a total pee ruse.
by pooter diddler September 23, 2014
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pee dealer

honestly these people dont even deserve the title dealer, theres nothing to it. if someone trys to bring up pee with you refer them to a good poop dealer
Man 1: Dude you gotta check out my pee dealer, hes got a new batch of g-g coming
Man 2: dude im sick of you fucking bringing up pee, lets just go see diego and get some fibrous feces

Man 1: while i disagree with the former statement i would be quite content with the latter, agreed?
Man 2: agreed.
by papasi May 10, 2019
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pee stain

A lemon yellow stain in a mans white under pants from not shaking the dew off the lilly well enough. This can also be seen in women's panties where she fails to wipe the pee from her bearded clam after urinating.
Holy shit did you see the pee stain in the crotch of Cindy's panties? That's nasty!
by JoeyBomm June 14, 2020
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