net kid

Netkids (noun)
A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)
"I can't believe parents give their children an Ipad and expect everything to be okay. All they're doing is raising them to become net kids."
alternatively,
"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."
by rebic November 22, 2024
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PIDLE Net

Ok thats correct fuck, POST It on PIDLE Net server and sendo me a screenshot of the chat
by loopster5 December 23, 2024
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It my net

If you get a shit haircut, but have to deal with it.
It my net.... bro.
by Legga May 20, 2019
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polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
by Not So Super Mario September 21, 2013
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Jordi net

Internet connection that is slower then an Africans brain
This guy has Jordi net, he must be having a LAN-party at Jordi's house while raping his little brother.
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spiked it through the net

When your boy is bumming you so hard that the condom busts when he cums in your booty.
Nate: Andy why is your booty dripping?

Andy: Friggin Max must have spiked it through the net again...

Max: Yes I did buddy! Yes I did.
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Net banger

bkxbybrii Is definitely a net banger
Hey that girl bri is definitely a net banger she’s always trying to fight people online
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