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Michael Dating

When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.
Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.

Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating
by Thisisnttexas September 6, 2012
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Hug date

Common amongst middle school children. An act of standing on the playground or other semi-secluded place and hugging their "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" for an extended amount of time.
Hey bae, want to go on a hug date after lunchtime?
by SteamtownScholar December 17, 2016
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club dating

When you are 100% exclusive with someone else only when you go out to party/club/drink. But when you aren’t partying, you never communicate with that person as if they don’t exist.
Did you hear that they were club dating? They never talk when they aren’t drunk!
by Julian The Gamer October 14, 2022
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date prepping

The act of temporarily engaging in activities before a date that will make you more attractive to a potential partner. It should be noted that none of these activities are activities that one participates in long term.
Trevor: Man, have you seen Nicole lately?

Juan: Nah, she's at the gym.
Trevor: The gym? She's never at the gym.
Juan: Yeah I heard she's date prepping for a guy named Ben on Wednesday.
by Theory77 January 23, 2018
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Dating Website

A website for 75 year old men who want to go back to there prime days back in the 50's. Or 75 year old men who like you "act" like the other gender, But there's also those 75 year old men who are looking to do some nasty things, but if really do find a real girl/boy they probably are just dating you for Starbucks. I would just stick to being lonely if i were you. Unless 75 year old men are your type then HAVE FUN.
I was using that new dating website tender an a old man messaged me!!
by TEACHERS WEIRD WORDS May 3, 2022
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Marking Date

When two homosexual men pee outside in the same spot, usually in a public setting while nobody else around, on the same wall, tree, lightpost, ect. akin to how dogs mark their territory.
Bro 1: Hehe y'know bro, it's like we're on a marking date.

Bro 2: A marking date?
Bro 1: Like, you know bro... Like we're marking our territory together.
Bro2: ...Bro...
by Len447 November 22, 2022
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date packer

One who takes the "active" role during anal intercourse.
A: Is that guy gay?
B: Oh yeah! Total date packer.
by Ozymoron October 3, 2009
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