fart shorts

Fart Shorts are the ratty, old sweat shorts you pull on after coming home from work and changing out of your really nice clothes. You fart in them.

Why are you using my fart shorts to wash your car, Dan?

by handle&&7 April 21, 2014

Naked Shorts

Getting gang plowed in prison by unshowered bangers who use his shortless backside to put out their cigarettes.

Boy, Kenny is going to wish he stayed away from those naked shorts!

by The Beard of DOOM! September 27, 2021

short-time

refers to a transaction with asian bar girlsLBFMlittle brown fucking machinesworking girls wherein the gal will go with a customer to engage in sex, and leave them shortly thereafter, most likely to return to the bar to find another customer, dance with her girfriends, and perhaps snack on some fried beetles. As opposed to long time, which denotes spending the night, which carries with it the promise of multiple sessions or acts of pleasure.

Nigel was really mao(drunk) and he bar-fined Ooi and Nok and took them to a short-time hotel for two lady sex.

by Sacabua September 21, 2006

martin short

Excellent, amazing, superb.

My new jags absolutely Martin Short

by oracle March 12, 2004

short notice

When a person gives you absolutely no fucking time to arrange plans.

Jesus Richard it's a bit short notice isn't it, I can't make it tonight sorry.

by Nathan2495 January 18, 2017

t-shorts

A common dress combo consisting of a t-shirt and shorts.

Its really nice weather outside, I think Ill put my t-shorts on.

by Bloodsworth January 13, 2007

Short Bus

Retard, compromised intelligence

You have the intelligence of a short bus.

by FEDCBA May 30, 2008