Canadian term for mythical - to outsiders anyway - 3 litre (101 oz) glass liquor bottle available at liquor stores in Canada. Contains vodka, rum, or best of all, Canadian rye whiskey. The comically oversized nature of a texas mickey makes it a perfect party showpiece, which is more or less the main reason such bottles exist. for an equal amount of money, more alcohol could be had by buying two 60 oz bottles, but that wouldn't be half as awesome, would it? Pouring from a texas mickey is not very practical so the bottle is usually supplied with a small pump to go on top. Nobody throws out a texas mickey after they're done with it - it goes on display for at least a little while so that when you hold your next party, you can point at it and say "last week we drained that thing in a night, eh?" Also, there are no texas mickeys in Texas...despite the name, the origin of the term is 100% Canadian.
Mike: So how was the party last night?
Dave: Dude, it was totally sweet. We got a texas mickey and split it between us. We got sooooo tanked.
Dave: Dude, it was totally sweet. We got a texas mickey and split it between us. We got sooooo tanked.
by bikehorn2 May 5, 2006
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"It's ridiculous but we DO send a crapload of texts..."
"Yeah, I'm completely addicted to texting. Like to the point where I know my phone's gonna blow up right before it actually does. I have Text ESP.
"Yeah, I'm completely addicted to texting. Like to the point where I know my phone's gonna blow up right before it actually does. I have Text ESP.
by Mandy<3 December 8, 2007
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When text messaging several people all at once and accidentally sending the wrong text to the wrong person....oops.
You text: Hey it was great seeing you last night, we should do it again sometime. (sent to wrong person) wrong person responds: What the hell are you talking about? Who the hell were you with?! that's Text-mixing.
by DONEUEMF March 9, 2010
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Then he said, "Jump right in."
The one was Texas medicine,
The other was just railroad gin.
An' like a fool I mixed them
An' it strangled up my mind,
An' now people just get uglier
An' I have no sense of time.
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside of Mobile
With the Memphis blues again.
Then he said, "Jump right in."
The one was Texas medicine,
The other was just railroad gin.
An' like a fool I mixed them
An' it strangled up my mind,
An' now people just get uglier
An' I have no sense of time.
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside of Mobile
With the Memphis blues again.
by glaush July 30, 2007
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john keeps textually harassing me - hes sent me like 50 texts today, even though i haven't responded to any of them. i wish he'd quit partaking in textual harassment.
by littlebear2412 January 4, 2010
Get the textual harassment mug.is a form of "basketball" that is played by athletes only. This style is not truly "basketball", it is a form developed by those whose natural athletic ability has overshadowed players own progress of skill and understanding of the sport.
It is incredibly annoying to play with members of Texas Style, these players have never herd the terms over-dribbling, pass, jumper form, to much one-on-one, teammate, and foul (unless it benefits them at the end of the game). Texas Style players are often more concerned with "Got'ems" than actual points or winning. "Got'ems" appear to be so important that fans of Texas Style are seen running around the gym waving towels when a "Got'em" is performed. This "Got'em" is no specific move, in fact the moves can vary in degree and structure. For the most part, members of the caucasian race are percolated upon for the most chosen "Got'em".
Members of Texas Style basketball include D. Rose, J. Wall, LBJ, D. Wade, R. Westbrook, T. Thomas, and any player from the University of Texas. The term Texas Style Basketball was specifically invented for members of Rick Barnes Longhorn teams. Since the intro of Texas Style Basketball the expression has now carried over to the modern basketball player (no skill super athlete) found in the NBA, NCAA, and even local gyms around the country.
It is incredibly annoying to play with members of Texas Style, these players have never herd the terms over-dribbling, pass, jumper form, to much one-on-one, teammate, and foul (unless it benefits them at the end of the game). Texas Style players are often more concerned with "Got'ems" than actual points or winning. "Got'ems" appear to be so important that fans of Texas Style are seen running around the gym waving towels when a "Got'em" is performed. This "Got'em" is no specific move, in fact the moves can vary in degree and structure. For the most part, members of the caucasian race are percolated upon for the most chosen "Got'em".
Members of Texas Style basketball include D. Rose, J. Wall, LBJ, D. Wade, R. Westbrook, T. Thomas, and any player from the University of Texas. The term Texas Style Basketball was specifically invented for members of Rick Barnes Longhorn teams. Since the intro of Texas Style Basketball the expression has now carried over to the modern basketball player (no skill super athlete) found in the NBA, NCAA, and even local gyms around the country.
Steve: Hello Chris, How are you? Have you participated in any recreational sports recently?
Chris: I'm fantastic Steve, thanks for asking. I actually played basketball at the local gym last night, if thats what you call it.
Steve: What do you mean?
Chris: A bunch of Texas Style players were there running up and down the court just looking for their next victim to receive a "Got'em".
Steve: That is typical of Texas Style Basketball players, in fact Texas Style games are plagued with turnovers.
Chris: You're right Steve, from now on, the only Texas player I am acknowledging is Dirk Nowitzki.
Steve: You said it Chris!!!
Chris: I'm fantastic Steve, thanks for asking. I actually played basketball at the local gym last night, if thats what you call it.
Steve: What do you mean?
Chris: A bunch of Texas Style players were there running up and down the court just looking for their next victim to receive a "Got'em".
Steve: That is typical of Texas Style Basketball players, in fact Texas Style games are plagued with turnovers.
Chris: You're right Steve, from now on, the only Texas player I am acknowledging is Dirk Nowitzki.
Steve: You said it Chris!!!
by REAL BALLER July 7, 2011
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Jackie: Yeah, her text muscles are really showing tonight.
Jackie: Yeah, her text muscles are really showing tonight.
by KyleReese July 9, 2010
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