Flex tape

A tape type of product from flex seal™, mostly known from the two videos of jontron; "waterproofing my life with FLEX TAPE - Jontron" and "FLEX TAPE II: the flexening - Jontron". The company has made many commercials and Phil Swift is in most of them telling us the many used of flex tape. It can instantly bond in to almost anything and can stop any leak. Plus, some of them even work underwater!

Phil: Flex tape is super strong and when Its on, it holds on tight!
Jon: *shook* no Phil you're super strong.

by Pixel41 December 18, 2018

Bubble Tape

Gum that is like tape, but you can make it as long as you want, chew on it, and it tastes like bubblegum!!!

#bubbleYUM!!!

Kid: Mommy, can I have some bubble tape?
Mom: Sure, honey.
-Kid takes bubble tape off of the rack at the grocery store-
-Mom checks out-
-Kid rips off a foot long piece of bubble tape-
Kid: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

by mouthrat December 24, 2018

Flex Tape

Tape used for fixing boats sawed in half by Phil Swift.

"I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF, and repaired it with only Flex Tape."

by InkDictionary January 11, 2019

head tape

GOOD ASS, THICK

OOOO GIRL LOOK AT THAT ASS GO! THAT DEFS A HEAD TAPE!
I WANT THAT HEAD TAPE! LOOK AT THAT BOOTY

by anonymous for the reasons June 25, 2018

Date Tape

When someone films a sex tape without the knowledge of the other party.

Aliyah was astounded when she found it she was a victim of date tape after finding Cameron’s camera

by LadS July 3, 2018

Gag tape

Gaffer/duct/electrical tape or similar. Refers to the preferred types of tape used for gags.

Dude pass me that gag tape, I need to cover this hole.

by Sparktrics July 31, 2018

Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

by El5enor August 6, 2018