A person whose dining companion abruptly leaves the table mid-main-course to make a looooooong trip to the restroom, leaving you stupidly and embarrassingly alone to finish off your meal; this circumstance often requires that the dinner table widow (DTW) act as though he or she is enjoying the meal in solitude, even though he/she is in reality suffering in total humiliation on the inside, thinking, "Do people think I got ditched mid-meal??" The humiliation effect is especially exaggerated when one is on a first date. BTW, I wrote this while I was a DTW, in an attempt to look like I was totally okay with being ditched mid-meal. Damn it.
Hey: are you gonna be gone long? I don't wanna end up a dinner table widow (DTW).
Yeah, he left me there for about 30 minutes. I was a total DTW.
Yeah, he left me there for about 30 minutes. I was a total DTW.
by Moonpie Feedbag June 20, 2010
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A table you sit at when no one wants you at their table.
You can tell it's the scummer table by the manner of dress they wear ( ratty old clothes) and a wave of stink drafting across the school lunchroom.
May or may not have lice, haven't taken a bath in weeks, also can be known by their scummy clothes and attitude.
They usually stick to themselves besides risk the embarrassment of daring to come to anyone else's table in the lunchroom, they would even get laughed at by unpopular people.
A table you sit at when no one wants you at their table.
You can tell it's the scummer table by the manner of dress they wear ( ratty old clothes) and a wave of stink drafting across the school lunchroom.
May or may not have lice, haven't taken a bath in weeks, also can be known by their scummy clothes and attitude.
They usually stick to themselves besides risk the embarrassment of daring to come to anyone else's table in the lunchroom, they would even get laughed at by unpopular people.
Sara got up from the scummer table and first came over to the preps table and was laughed at.
The scummers even get laughed at by unpopular people or normal people in the school and looked at as " what the fuck are you doing here", go back to your scummer table.
She was hated by all, including fellow scummers, but was tolerated by them due to being related to one of them.
The scummers even get laughed at by unpopular people or normal people in the school and looked at as " what the fuck are you doing here", go back to your scummer table.
She was hated by all, including fellow scummers, but was tolerated by them due to being related to one of them.
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