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curl of the burl 

A) Unavoidable outcome
B) An often sad or wrong status quo that has always been, and is not likely to change
C) A set of events that come full circle

It comes from the song of the same name from the American band Mastodon. The song is about drug addicts cutting down trees with burls. Those burls - with their beautiful curls - are then sold to wood workers, which in turn allows them to buy even more drugs.

"It's just the curl of the burl
That's just the way of the world"
If you mess with them you'll end up dead. That's just the curl of the burl.
curl of the burl by n0la June 20, 2016
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Put it in the beams 

Lee Sebring’s signature phrase that gives chills to fellow drag racers.
Lee Sebringput it in the beams!”

jacking the beanstalk 

having a long, slow wank
'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

Giving Squidward the business 

1.) "Whoops, just walked in on some dude giving Squidward the business".

2.) "Give me a few minutes. Just gotta finish giving Squidward the business".

3.) "She left me blueballed so I had to give Squidward the business"

on the bright

A fake expression created by the folks at Burger King in an attempt to make their radio advertisements sound "hip" for a younger audience.
Interviewer: What's next for Ted?
Ted: I'll be at the BK drive-thru... on the bright!
on the bright by ferrgus October 16, 2008

The Borderlands 

A region of Texas adjacent to the Mexican border, east of El Paso but west of San Antonio.
The Borderlands are also sometimes called the "Borderland" or the "Big Bend" region.
The Borderlands by 21451 November 23, 2011

Pee is stored in the balls 

Scientific research conducted by Dr Sum Tin Wong says:

pee is stored in the balls because the balls are nearer to the thing than the kidneys

pee is also deposited more often in to the toilet than cum into woman

this article is sponsored by THIS KNEE & KK Hospital
this article is sponsored by THIS KNEE & KK Hospital

remember pee is stored in the balls