Someone (that you may or may not know) that texts you trying to find out more about you. Often with people that you just met.
Guy 1: Hey dude, last night Jerry called me on his sisters phone
Guy 2: Soo...?
Guy 1: His sister and her friend now have my number and thier text stalking me.
Guy 2: haha... man it sucks to be you
Guy 2: Soo...?
Guy 1: His sister and her friend now have my number and thier text stalking me.
Guy 2: haha... man it sucks to be you
by 2Ninja4U October 25, 2009
Get the Text Stalking mug.Done when one is too lazy to put on any sort of clothing; it is the act of trekking through an environment in a stealthy manner in an effort to not be discovered in your nude state. A Pro Solid Snakers will regularly engage in this activity while traveling inside, and to and from his/her dorm.
A- "Hey dude, I really wanted a some juice last night, but there were people in the living room and I had no clothes"
B- "So what did you do?"
A- "Oh, I totally went solid snaking without anyone noticing, I'm a true Pro."
B- "So what did you do?"
A- "Oh, I totally went solid snaking without anyone noticing, I'm a true Pro."
by JDX13 October 1, 2010
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the act of gently taking your lover by the hand,
leading her to the bathroom,
you both strip your clothes off,
the male sits on the pot.
with his legs spread.
roughly place your lover's legs on you,
so that she is sitting on your lap.
depending on your level of intimacy,
you can be facing each other,
or turned away.
most english speaking countries prefer the turned away position.
the male starts by expulsion and voids a salvo into the glistening white porcelain bowl.
this is the female's cue to do likewise.
she drops the kids off at the pool between the male's legs,
while he is spraying some mud.
this the highest form of togetherness and spiritual communion.
(note : it is considered a technical foul to splash on your partner's legs.
so aim your anus with accuracy.)
wiping each other requires much dexterity.
(note 2 : for the ultimate in intimacy, you can each have a hand on the flusher in the spirit of loving cooperation.
some consider simultaneous pooping and flushing to be the apex or zenith of Stacking.)
leading her to the bathroom,
you both strip your clothes off,
the male sits on the pot.
with his legs spread.
roughly place your lover's legs on you,
so that she is sitting on your lap.
depending on your level of intimacy,
you can be facing each other,
or turned away.
most english speaking countries prefer the turned away position.
the male starts by expulsion and voids a salvo into the glistening white porcelain bowl.
this is the female's cue to do likewise.
she drops the kids off at the pool between the male's legs,
while he is spraying some mud.
this the highest form of togetherness and spiritual communion.
(note : it is considered a technical foul to splash on your partner's legs.
so aim your anus with accuracy.)
wiping each other requires much dexterity.
(note 2 : for the ultimate in intimacy, you can each have a hand on the flusher in the spirit of loving cooperation.
some consider simultaneous pooping and flushing to be the apex or zenith of Stacking.)
"I really feel closer to Johnny after our first stacking session;
it was sublime!"
"Don't stack with Roberto, his hairy legs really itch."
"I thought Veronica would be really good at stacking, instead she splashed me ! Fucking Amateur ! "
it was sublime!"
"Don't stack with Roberto, his hairy legs really itch."
"I thought Veronica would be really good at stacking, instead she splashed me ! Fucking Amateur ! "
by Turdly Bugglestein October 3, 2011
Get the Stacking mug.Phone Stalking is the continious non-stop, relentless phone calling to the same phone number determined to get the other person to pick up.
Man.... last night, her phone stalking me for over an hour really got to me, but I didn't want to talk to her and didn't answer her call.
by stunningone September 16, 2010
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Person B: But they are about to get hit by a bus!
Person C: Stop Alice Cullen stalking me!
Person B: But they are about to get hit by a bus!
Person C: Stop Alice Cullen stalking me!
by falloutboyfan182 July 24, 2010
Get the Alice Cullen stalking mug.When you freakishly obsess over a specific person and you get pissed off at anyone who claims him for theirselves. Especially Nicole Roberts who used to obsess over this kid named Sean.
Awh shit, man, Nicole won't stop fucking stalking me. This bitch is crazy, hating on my girlfriend and sending her hate messages.
by loliluvme July 26, 2011
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by Diesel_Smoke January 18, 2005
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