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Starfishing

When the fist of a lucky individual is inserted inside of a female, and then the fingers are expanded to their full length, and the palm is extended as far as possible inside of the woman. This action typically results in immediate female orgasm, and can sometimes be harmful for less experienced women.
Jessica: Joey was starfishing me last night, and I came.
Adriana: Yea, I wish my boyfriend would starfish me!
by contactonthesmash44 June 4, 2018
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Starfish

The sexual behavior, prowess, and description of a woman that just lays there. Lazy lay. Real life sex doll.
We went home, she gave me head and then went starfish on me.
by Mangus83 June 16, 2018
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Starfishing

Even though I was sick and tired, Chris still insisted on going Starfishing and I regretfully allowed it.
by cdf12345 June 17, 2018
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Staining the deck

The sweat spot left on the bed sheet after sex
Diego's little brother asked what are mom and dad doing in their room? There Staining the deck"said Diego.
by ButterBeer2 May 1, 2019
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Starfishing

starfish’s mouths are in the middle of their body so when a mermaid has starfish instead of seashells they suck tit all day. So starfishing sucking your girls tit
We were just starfishing while cuddling.
by Joeykatsumata July 29, 2019
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Starfish Prince

The male version of a Starfish Princess. Male sexual partner who remains 'unmoved' during lovemaking, physically non-responsive (like a starfish). They are basic in the bedroom, usually prefer cowgirl so they can just lay there or basic missionary. They also have a tendency to not last long in bed. They expect their partner to do all the work or just have no drive and just want to get it over as quick as possible.
Stacy took the Brad from the club after promising amazing sex only to be disappointed Brad just laid there like a Starfish Prince while Stacy had to get on top and did all the work. Brad is still confused and doesn't know why Stacy never called him back.

Sierra has complained for weeks that her boyfriend is never in the mood and when she finally gets him into bed to finally ravage her body, he goes Starfish Prince and just lays there on top of here barely moving and after 5 minutes is finished. He still doesn't know why they broke up.
by DaTrueDefinition October 4, 2019
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Starfisher

Noun. Typically applied to a male in the active pursuit of Muddy Starfish. These will typically be used in recipes served bland with a side of dingleberry or first tenderized and then roasted with a slow burn that can cause unpleasant side effects years later as most starfish are venomous.

Nobody is sure what causes the Starfisher to become quite so attached to his occupation, upon employment about half of all Starfishers seem to dive right in and take so much pride in their position that they flaunt its differences from other postings as flamboyantly as possible. The defense of his position is so widely known it is often colloqualized as being butt-hurt.
Ever since Roolo became a Starfisher, he does nothing except send mixed signals when offered any other opportunity. It's like he makes it his purpose in life to convince others that they should quit their jobs and become Starfishers!
by Willius Kensington Clarksbury November 19, 2019
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