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squaddle

Bill got kicked in the junk so hard he squaddled himself.
by Snakarino June 19, 2008
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newtown square

A very high-class suburb of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Located in Newtown Square is home to the DuPont family, inventors of Teflon and Nylon, as well as a number of other handy materials. This area is also my home.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Me: Newtown Square.
Person 1: How big is your mansion (sarcasticly)
Me: 60,000 sq. ft.
by Erica Charingworth February 23, 2005
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Square-Enix

The creators of many top RPGs(Role Playing Games) for the Playstation 2 Game console. In mid 2004 Squaresoft merged with Enix to become Square-Enix. Square-Enix produces the ever popular 'Final Fantasy' series.
Me - "Drakengard 2 is really fun!"

Person - "Oh, who makes it?"

Me - "Square-Enix!"
by some dude11111 July 3, 2006
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Square Table Meeting

n. A gathering of men with the intention of participating in manly activities accompanied by the consumption of the fermented-grain beverage known commonly as beer.

This is fundamentally the Male equivalent of a "Girl's Night," except that instead of watching Sex and the City DVDs, swooning over Orlando Bloom, and eating Haagen Daaz; A Square Table Meeting is typically comprised of watching a classic 80s-90s Action movie (such as Die Hard) and/or an MMA or boxing event, eating some form of grilled meat or fried cheese product, and having a tournament of some kind. Hold em Poker is most common, Beer Pong and Beirut are also typical; as are impromptu Burping and Farting contests.

The Square Table Meeting has its origins in the popular series of Miller Lite commercials where a quorum of men's men concoct, (and an ancient man known only as "The Scribe" records,) decrees governing manly behavior, which are appropriately dubbed, "Man Laws."

Some of the more famous Men of the Square Table include Jerome Bettis, formerly of the Pittsburg Steelers, actors Burt Reynolds and Eddie Griffin, wrestler Triple H, and that dude who cut off his own arm when it was trapped under a boulder.
"Yo man, UFC 60 is this weekend, is anyone going to order that on pay-per-view?"

"Hell yeah, we're having a Square Table Meeting at RJ's! Grill goes hot at 6, we're watching Predator at 7:30, UFC event starts at 10."
by nutman July 28, 2006
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Squarecrow

Lame, annoying, repetitive people, who talk you to death about the most boring of topics.
Bob: Yo, want to invite Jack to go eat with us?

Jim: Nah, last time i invited Jack to dinner, he lectured us for 2 hours about the mating rituals of the African bullfrog. Dude's a squarecrow!!
by Soosh6.0L May 30, 2011
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Square ass bob nigga

When a nigga looking goofy or acting some type of way or you just tryna throw shade
by Bumsquares July 30, 2018
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Raw Square

she sucked my dick while i smoked a Raw Square
by Papi called, Drought over November 18, 2010
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