split, nigga

It is what black people say when they see the po-lice.

Tyrone, quick, put it in yo' pocket. Aw, shit, the po-lice. SPLIT, NIGGA!!

by Cheerio November 18, 2004

split ends

Something only American girls can worry about.

omg i gotz split ends wut em i gunna do im not prtty anuff

by shinector April 24, 2006

Split Lipping

When a man sticks his penis into a girls mouth and proceeds to make a swift, outward movement with his penis into the corner of her lip towards her ear. The objective is to mimic The Joker character in the Batman comic book series.

Bobby: I love asking girls "why so serious?" Then split lipping them during a nice blow job. It's also called giving a girl The Joker!
Troy: Totally! That's my favorite!

by Leona Herman December 17, 2008

I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you

To shoot someone, usually in the head and blood splaters on the wall behind them and the brains and blood look like cherry pie.

If you fuck with me I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you.

by Teeta January 25, 2008

Lickety split

The reason why lesbians travel faster than gays

The 2 lesbians drove to San Francisco lickety split while the 2 gay guys were busy packing their shit.

by Jimothy Bob April 28, 2013

splinter

a guy/girl that is annoying and won't leave you alone; someone who calls and talks too much, etc.

"He called me like 8 times today...such a splinter!

by nilya February 18, 2007

Spite House

Derogatory term for the White House, used when the current administration, during a government shutdown, closes open area parks, memorials, roadways that are otherwise open 24 hrs. a day, 7 days a week plus closes down large areas of the ocean, throws elderly people out of their privately owned homes that sit on federal land, shuts down the amberalert.gov website, etc. all out of spite. These spiteful actions are meant to hurt as many Americans as possible for no other purpose than to score political points.

The Spite House just shut down amberalert.gov but kept letsmove.gov up and running.

by Soldier1EaODGreen October 7, 2013