Shitfelaphant

(noun) A cross between a Tigermonkey and a Spiderphant. It likes to shit a lot. A FUCKING LOT!

"Hey Horhey, look how much that Shitfelaphant shits!

by leggiopatriot April 25, 2009

shitdicktits

Long erect nipples which have been in someones anus.

She slipped her long, over-sized nipples in my anus and got crap on them and I was like, "damn you those are some nice shitdicktits"

by KamiOkurimono September 15, 2009

shitfacefucker

Someone who looks like Shit but at the Same Time they're a Face Fucker.

I Wish you'd Stop being such a Shitfacefucker.

by yukman July 24, 2011

Shifting Machine

A certain member of the LBC monkey house...the ultimate person to get the shift on a night out. A great woman to pull,as many a man of Long Beach will know,having fallen under her spell!

Hey,did you get the shift last night? You are some shifting machine!

by Dirty Little Shithead October 10, 2011

Shitdick

Shitdick can mean Dickshit and also mean someone that is a retard. Incapable of having any laughs and has a dick up their ass.

sammi: hey shitdick! hows it going?
karina: hey dickshit! im good, how r u?
sammi: good man!

by poppopcorn December 9, 2013

Shitfaced

When a person is absolutely ruined after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Oi Becky, I Heard Troskie is get completely Shitfaced tonight at TSG

by Versacebatman September 5, 2014

Shifiniti

The branding of Bermans Infiniti. Cross between shit and Infiniti.

I purchased a car from Shifiniti. It was bunk.

by beatbox5 February 21, 2015