Selfie

When a man or a woman Pleasures their self while in a relationship

When a man or woman masturbates while they're married or in a relationship they are giving their self a selfie

by Digitaldeath187 January 15, 2023

selfieness

The propensity to take pictures of yourself wherever you go.

I'd take her with me if it weren't for her obsessive selfieness.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

Selfie

Correct when one takes a mold of one's own dick and that is fucked with it.

Anna had a dildo molded from Matt's dick last week and Anna selfied him.

by Yesir21 March 3, 2022

prancing pony selfie

a selfie at the gym. were you have one leg up and arched back in high waisted yoga pants. commonly done by white bitches

Jackie prancing pony selfie mad her look fat. #prancing pony selfie

by prancingponyman October 11, 2019

Selfy

The way selfie would have been spelled, if the person who wrote about it on the forums back in 2002 would have known how to spell correctly.

Selfie isn't spelled selfy because the person who came up with the word didn't know how to spell.

by Jr H Roger June 20, 2023

Dutch Selfie

You fart in your car right before getting out. Then when you return to your car (sometimes hours later) you get in shut the door just to find the fart still there and you proceed to choke on your own fart.

That Dutch Selfie made me puke on my steering wheel.

by SmellyBear November 30, 2016

selfie

masturbation
sort of a twist on "go fuk yourself"
or

Q. "you are so good in bed... why?"
A. "I practice a lot when I'm alone"

that film was so.... I had to do a selfie driving home

by Alpino January 6, 2021