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Vampire Selfie

A person who does not take a selfie or participate in a group selfie unless invited in
Omg, Stacy is such a vampire selfie person
by RamanFox August 9, 2018
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Selfie Shock

The unexpected sensation one gets when using their phone to take a picture, only to discover that they left the camera in selfie mode.
Ohh, I want a picture of,… who the hell is that? Oh, it’s just me giving myself a Selfie Shock
by Jfman August 30, 2018
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Look what the selfie dragged in!

When a internet slapper shows a little bit more flesh than usual and all the desperate ex boyfriends start flooding her inbox with lewd messages because they all know how easy she is.
Look what the selfie dragged in !

Yea thats dave he has a wart by his anus but he dont half bang my box hard

Look what the selfie dragged in!

Fuck ahmed he only has a small one and his balls are like skittles, I need some real meat inside my huge gash
by daveblack September 16, 2018
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Pirate-selfie

A pirate-selfie is the kind of a selfie, what you make with your friends, but without changing to front-facing camera, thus photographing the sun/ceiling/the floor/random people.
-Hey guys, gather around, I'm making a pic! Say cheese!
-What are you doing? You are taking pictures of the ceiling, not us!
-Yes, 'cause it's a pirate-selfie!
-Oh okay, then.
by MedievalHobo September 22, 2018
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Selfie

Not a good term of endearment justifying someone being a narcissist malignantly with a close friend, acquaintance, family member, good guy, close - ones', & everybody that seriously doesn't need this kind of attention ever. Small level of being a Closet pedo-rapist to a high concern of discretion due accordingly, true to self safety should this 'new slang' be used warningly! Only used when their is something to gain due to Terribly Obvious insecurity issues stemming consequently from Mother to child relationship issues. No, not relating to having been breastfed at birth or not. Hood-Trust.👊

Used to negatively out someone from preparing themselves to take advantage of you eminently or for a long-term cause.
"You's a Selfie', Ho!"

"Stop being a Selfie son'."

"If you is, or if you isn't a Selfie right now, you gon' get dealt like one. Other person: Nahhh they good, trust me. Whatever it is I'll stop. I didn't know. Main person of slang' use: Yeahh u better hop to it Lucky Charms a.. ... .. . . ."

"Like, why does she think she's gonna get off being a Selfie, like, doesn't she think anybody."
by CoquitoCoolie3 October 9, 2018
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manly selfie

There is NO such thing!!!
Girl 1 "Do you believe in the Manly Selfie"
Girl 2 "He'll no!!!!"
by I Eat Banana May 23, 2018
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An original picture/selfie

"An original"- A picture (selfie) taken specifically in the moment it is requested without preparation, a "snapshot" in time exactly as one is, a so called "glimpse of what one would witness in normal day to day life", not a "stock" photo, no filters or "camera tricks", no nudity (unless it's the proper time/place), generally reserved for someone special in your life significant other or a potential future significant other, etc...

Yet another Aaron Neal Pullen, Oaothr33 "original" concept... deal with it lol
"Yo girl... send me an original picture/selfie"
"I wanna see an original"
by Aaron Neal Pullen, Oaothr33 February 1, 2024
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