The White Screen of Death 

not to be confused with The Blue Screen of Deaththe white screen of death happens when the BSD fails. there are only three ways for WSD to happen.
1)a projectile traveling at high speed smashes through your hard disk, however your pc does not crash, instead it enters a state of confusion, much like the human sensation of being really highon pcp or any other narcotic, which would explain the intense white light.
2)one of Microsoft's spying updates sees you downloading illegal content, prompting Microsoft to screw you.
3)a hammer is smashed into the screen or computer related object that is hooked up to a screen, however the screen and or object remains on, causing a white screen, this is also know as hammering your pc.

Microsoft's most successful program The Blue Screen of Death

1)i put a .44 through my HDD and i got The White Screen of Death.
2) i got saw 5 days before its in theaters!!!
3) were the fuck is my essay?!?!?! ahh!! -smash-

The White Screen of Death by 35yeros February 26, 2009

Stop Looking At My Screen 

someone looking at your screen and/or nagging you

Can you Stop Looking at my screen Bruh. Sure Sorry

Stop Looking At My Screen by Lukasmajukas January 12, 2023

i just mı ̨ade you wipe your screen 

A bad internet joke that sometimes fools people.

I just mı ̨ade you wipe your screen

i just mı ̨ade you wipe your screen by Twenty One Discoball Romances June 11, 2017

as useful as a fly screen on a submarine 

This saying was conceived by Bob and his buddy Mel while on a cycle ride to Portsmouth Dock Yard via Gosport in the Summer of 1963. They passed by a naval shipyard and noticed a beached and apparently discarded mini (aka: one-person) submarine in the assembly yard. The yard gate was open, so the guys checked out the sub and noticed that it had an open hatch upon which had been placed a fly screen (of the household variety), beggaring the question: "what is as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"??? Ironically, someone had punched a hole through the screen through which a horde of wasps had flown in through the hatch and nested. The thought came to mind of how annoying it would be - after closing up the submarine - to have the wasps buzzing around inside the sub...

Following immigration to Canada in 1975, one of the guys adjusted the saying to: "as useful as a screen door on a submarine" to accommodate Vancouver Island / BC / Canada / North America vernacular (which didn't recognize the term "fly screen").

the act of a Central Bank 'printing' fiat money, ie: quantitative easing, in an attempt to curb inflation is "as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"

as useful as a fly screen on a submarine by Myrddin Wyllt October 26, 2022

2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 please get tommyinnit off my screen 

Well, look where we are now! Did you come from Purgatorium? No? Maybe? Well, this is a remix to you reposted in the wrong neighbourhood. But I want a full version now so bad. But I suck at songwriting. Ask Wilbur for one in the next YLYL. I don't have any money I don't even have a credit card.

Wilbursoot: 2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 please get tommyinnit off my screen.
Nihachu: -_-

2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 please get tommyinnit off my screen by u/welikeReddit1 February 13, 2021

Smoke Screen Intercourse 

When a dude ejaculates into a female specimens' orbital sockets, he begins to viciously slap her in the face, impairing her vision due to newly acquired combination of concussion like symptoms and the jizz in her head.

Dude: Wanna have some Smoke Screen Intercourse?
Girl: Um...Won't that hurt my eyes?
Dude: Don't worry, more than your eyes will hurt.
Girl: Oooo kinky...I like it.

Smoke Screen Intercourse by Naveed Mosca June 15, 2018

blue screen of death 

when windows running mashines die, they show the infamous blue screen of death... a blue screen with a bunch of crap writing on it that basically tells you that your dumb computer finally met its end for today, aka crashed (but what it means is go buy yourself a Mac while you at it because they're alot better anyways). This screen is a fairly common occurance among windows users.... poor deprived people...

Joe- OH MY GOD MY PC IS SHOWING THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH..... AGAIN!!!! and i was just about to save my huge report! *sob*
Jennifer- oh im sorry, heres a kleenex. why dont you use my brand new iMac G5 to finish your report? it never crashes

blue screen of death by PitchBlackPony November 27, 2004