Portable charger

Potable charger is a person who would leave everything such as his close friends, just to hangout with the person they love, but that person does not love him back.

(S) went to a party and all her friends were busy, so she decided to use her portable charger (Z)

(S) is just using (Z) when she can’t find her friends

(Z) is a backup plan for (S) but (Z) does not know that

Uh oh. All my friends are busy. It’s ok let me just use my portable charger

by Biiiishammm November 2, 2018

Portales

Portales is a small town on the Great Plains of New Mexico. We are known for our college, peanuts ,and also dairy’s. The people you might find vary in every way, their is a majority of really good people that you find more here than anywhere else but on the other hand there are the bad people which u would find anywhere although it’s a small town if you have just arrived you will hardly know everyone or meet the whole town. There’s lots of mystery behind portales and lots of tweakers but it is a comfortable place to most. For it feels so much like home. Even though it has its times

I’ve been through portales before it’s a small town.
Portales doesn’t have much to offer but maybe I want to settle here when I’m older

Did you here about that guy who got arrested in Portales.

by Want some dope? April 20, 2020

Portable charger

A sexual move in which the male busts a nut onto a charger port, takes a charger and inserts the charger into the port, takes the charger out the port, and then shoves it inside the female's soft taco, or commonly known as, the vagina.

Hey Chad, you wanna try the portable charger move tonight?

by Gooch inspector July 13, 2020

Portable classroom

A type of portable building installed at a school to temporarily and quickly provide additional classroom space where there is a shortage of capacity. They are designed so they may be removed once the capacity situation abates, whether by a permanent addition to the school, another school being opened in the area, or a reduction in student population

Portable classrooms are the best classrooms.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

Anal Portal

A portal going to Narnia and unknown places.

Mind if I delve into your anal portal?

by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016

Idahoan Pootato

Also known as a pootato, a scat act of shitting out a turd the size of a potato, which is then used as a food, more along the lines of a potato.

Man 1: Your breath smells so bad, what did you eat?
Man 2: I ate an Idahoan pootato, what's wrong with that?

by Gryaskov January 10, 2021

Hot Pootato

When you line up two buttholes and one person poops into the other and then the other poops back into them.

Those two dudes played “hot pootato” last night and passed the peanut with the corn on the side of you know what I mean.

by anonymous May 2, 2022