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Profanisaurus

A dictionary that contains every swearword know to man and is updated every year
Includes words like Fuck Cunt Wank Bastard Ass Shit Minge Japseye Inbread and plenty more
by Bob March 26, 2005
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professor

Man, I'm meeting up with some professors this weekend...it's gonna be good.
by One of the Forkers October 4, 2003
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professional

a prostitute; the oldest professional
Your girl is loose; she aint nothing but a professional.
by Kevin May 17, 2004
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Professor Frink

The biggest legend on the Simpsons. Likes to supplement all phrases with "umma-hey"
"I call it Gamblor"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"
by Slammer September 1, 2003
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profile picture

Girls take pictures of themselves, pick their favourite one and post it as their profile picture. Sometimes, girls use two or three of the pictures and use a picture editing website called Picnik. Girls edit the shit out of their pictures to make themselves look somewhat hot. What's the point of all of this? To get "Likes" on their pictures. It's almost as if it's a race to get the most likes on your profile picture. It gets so bad, that some girls delete their picture they just posted if it doesn't get enough likes within a certain amount of time.
"Woah, that girl looked so hot in her profile picture... now that i think of it, she's ugly as fuck in person"
by awesomekillergurl October 7, 2011
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Professor

sometimes if insecure will attempt to break your spirits in front of the class if you have a different opinion.
But your spirits are much to wise to joust with the idiot that spends day in and day out boring the hell out of you and failing to contribute anything exciting, worthwhile, and positive to society. Not all professors are bad. some know that the educational system sucks.
If i had to teach kids to remember worthless information day in and day out. I'd probably be insecure about my actions as well.

If you have a professor that only gives a shit about his own weak ego, than i suggest you go to the higher ups and ask why they hired such an intellectual weakling to lead the mass of students that pay loads of money and aren't touched by a single word that comes out of his/her mouth.
I had philosophy class today, and my Professor choked after every one of my responses that countered an insight made by Kant.
My teacher sucks Kants dick and i don't. I appreciate what Kant has to say but will continue to think for myself.
by Lil' Dick yo September 25, 2013
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Tinder profile

A thing made so a bunch of virgins can post private messages on reddit for internet karma.
Redditer: can i have all of your private messages from your tinder profile.
Person: ...no.
Redditer: please i need karma.
Person: (this guy is a virgin.)
by Thicc-Cleetus-of-Alabama October 24, 2019
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