Jabba the Prick

Governor of Illinois, J. B. Pritzker. He is as fat if not fatter than Jabba the Hut himself and he is more slimy. Princess Leia would have welcomed Jabba’s slimy embrace after seeing this disgusting blob. They do have one thing in common and that is they both would have taken Leia’s blaster.

Governor J. B. Pritzker, aka “Jabba the Prick,” robbed millions of their 2A rights to save exactly zero lives.

by Cabee816 May 1, 2023

Pickle Prick

A penis shaped like a pickle or a really weird asshole.

Person 1: So how did it go?
Person 2: Well, okay I guess.
Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: He's got quite the Pickle Prick..
Person 1: Aww, well there's always that one guy across the street. Maybe you'll have better luck with him.

Person 1: He keeps stalking me and making sex jokes!
Person 2: Man, what a Pickle Prick.

by uneecorncupcakebites April 15, 2015

Crimping a Prick

When toilet paper particles build up in your crack and they roll into cigarette-like shapes.

I've been going through rolls of toilet paper Crimping a Prick.

by Froggo boi February 2, 2024

Hollywood Prick

A sick fuck that has a bieber cut.

Man: Hey! You saw that Hollywood Prick?
Wife: Yes, he looks like he shitted on his own hair.

by The Hollywood Pricks May 5, 2020

comfort prick

That one guy who's dick is just right to calm you down, that slow purposeful sex that clears your mind and sets you at ease.

Her: I'm feeling really high-strung rn
Him: Come over here & I'll give you that comfort prick

by OGSnoberry March 31, 2023

Prick

The definition of a certain Marco Loughran.

Person A: Hey! Have you seen prick?

Person B: Oh, you mean Marco? yeah fuck that guy.

by RustyCph March 3, 2020

Condescending prick

Condescending" describes behavior or an attitude that implies superiority or a patronizing manner towards others.

Have you ever met a more condescending prick? He acts like everyone is so stupid and he is superior to everyone he knows.

by Elflord June 29, 2025