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Baloney Pony

A euphemism for penis or dick. Along with being a slight dig at whoever it's used against thanks to the connotations of baloney (cheap, unwanted, undesirable, etc.).

Saying this will also immediately make you friends with any and all weebs who've watched Neon Genesis Evangelion since that's where this phrase originates from (the ADV Dub of the series from 1997 to be exact) to the best of my knowledge. Thank you, Amanda Winn Lee (ADR Script Writer and Voice Actress for Rei Ayanami) for writing and saying this!
Rei: Woaagh! You're the jerk who was staring at my panties!
Asuka: Hey, what do you mean by that?! You're the one who was flashin' them y'know!
Rei: Oh and who are you and why are you defending him? Are you riding his Baloney Pony?
*shock envelopes the classroom*
Asuka: We're just really good childhood friends! You shut up!
Hikari: Be quiet you two! We're in a class, not a bar!
Misato: Hey, this is more entertaining than class! Go on, I want to see how this turns out.
Baloney Pony by BB2023 January 31, 2023

ride the pony 

to take 4 shots as fast as possible
John: Do you want to ride the pony tonight?
Alex: Yes! I'm trying to get very drunk!!
ride the pony by ponyupbitch December 13, 2018

Ride That Pony

In District V, we Thespians do it differently.
It is a slightly different version of the song,
but the main concept is the same.

In this song, we will use the name Bob.
It is as follows:
"Bob is riding on a pony,
Riding on a big fat pony!
Bob is riding on a pony,
This is what he told me!"
(During this part, Bob would be dancing around the middle of the circle. Dance, Bob, dance!)
Then Bob would go up to a selected person
and then:
"Front, front, front that pony!
Back, back, back that pony!
Side, side, side that pony!
This is what he told me!"

Some people in the district say that
the 'that' is replaced with a 'me'
but the game is quite loud
and it's hard to be sure.
Look at that big circle of people there, they must be playing Ride That Pony!
Ride That Pony by mollypoxx May 5, 2008
In Hawaiian, the generic name for everybody.
Noah: Eh, Aunty Miyamoto!
Aunty Miyamoto: Eh, Pono!
Pono by CM Oreo April 19, 2004

Punching the pony

The act of female masterbation. The fist is clenched and thrusted in a motion resembling a bucking pony. This is the act in which a female punches her pony.
Before going on a date, Shaniqua punched her pony so she would not orgasm too fast.

Shanainai was punching the pony last night.
Punching the pony by Defamation January 27, 2009

Pongo’d 

A "Pongo" is a stance which can be performed by standing next to a colleague and placing one foot (preferably a large slip-on) on the desk next to the intended target. Thus, forcing the genitals into a close proximity of victims face. Ideally, to be recognized as an official "PONGO", the desk or table must be at least 2'6" high.
Jesus Dean... I was fucking sat minding my own business building the Page 7 at work when i got a whiff of Twiglets. When i turned round all i saw was a size 14 slip-on on my desk. Straight away i knew it... I'd been Fucking PONGO’d
Pongo’d by professor pumpanickel November 4, 2009