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Squish & Pinch

The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.
Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!

I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
Squish & Pinch by Xendrilloz January 22, 2022

The Pinch and Twist 

The art of pinching your balls and twisting to get a satisfying feeling as well to stop the act of itchiness.
Micheal-Yo my balls itch

John-Have you tried the pinch and twist.

punching the pitcher 

Did you go base by base or just punch the pitcher to save time?

The Two Inch Pinch 

Masturbation where the penis is small enough that two fingers can be used to masturbate. The "Pinch and Roll" method is the best way to execute the 2 inch pinch
I was real lonely last night so I gave myself The Two Inch Pinch.
The Two Inch Pinch by ooden September 18, 2016

the floppy pinwheel 

The floppy pinwheel is when you jackoff and right before you cum, you start to spin your dick like a pinwheel so the cum goes everywhere.

Gentleman's Pinch 

The gentleman's pinch is whats best described as Columbia's finest cocaine, usually consumed by the middle and upper class demographic, especially in places like Australia and New Zealand given the high price for this wonder drug. You will see on occasions a crack head that has saved up his/her payments from the government or pawned a stolen TV, lash out and treat themselves to a gram of gentleman's pinch, but this is definitely not the norm and will not threaten the status of the gentleman's pinch. It is widely socially acceptable due to the salubrious nature of the drug, and has a way of uniting people and has assisted in forging many life long friendships.
Hey Stu, we should get some gentleman's pinch to celebrate! You're not wrong Brad, let's see if old mate down the road has any that's top shelf and untouched! See if Seany is keen as well. Fuck remember the last time this happened, Brad went over to that group of chicks and offered them some of the finest gentleman's pinch, nek minute they were riding us like horses into battle!
Gentleman's Pinch by Gent Style November 21, 2019