Peene Pinch

When someone shits in your hand and they rub it on your dick and pinch the dick in certain places until you ejaculate through the shit

I really hope she peene pinches me tonight

by Mr. Steal Yo Kids April 21, 2017

The "Pinch"

Its the place between the stocking and the THICC THIGH

Damn dude last week i was with this girl The "Pinch" this girl had was amazing

by Notin7 June 6, 2021

Portuguese pinch

When a male with a foreskin proceeds to punch off his foreskin right before he ejaculates, holding it all in, making a mess free easy clean up

He ran out of toilet paper in the trailer last night, and ended up having to perform his signature move, the Portuguese pinch

by Riley W. September 13, 2025

2 inch pinch

The thing people call your pinch when you can only pinch 2 inches down a hole

Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023

Pinching the Floret

The act of commandeering a user’s name when it has become available on a social media platform.

Holy Crap! Did you see TheRobbieHarvey’s username was taken? They’re really pinching the floret on that one.

by ValaAmaris July 14, 2023

Pinch and Squint

The action performed by smart phone and tablet users when attempting to navigate a website which has no mobile version. First they "pinch" so the site fits on screen, then they "squint" because it's too small to see.

I had to do the Pinch and Squint when subscribing to Advertising Age magazine and it turns out that I actually ordered 10 years of OMFG (Official Meeting Facilities Guide).

by ZHoff May 25, 2012

emergency shit pinch

When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.

FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"

by Northern Hammer July 4, 2023