Man Pimp

A man pimp is a heterosexual male who finds himself always talking to dudes. These dudes aren't his freinds but rather random guys in the bar or party. This could be due to a fear of talking to women or the girl to guy ratio in Man Diego.

Dude, all we do at the bar is talk to guys. We are such man pimps.

by Jemaine Hoffmann December 3, 2007

pimp handles

Hoop earings so large that one can easily grab them and deliver a sharp yank, stopping the wearer in their tracks.

I say, take a gander at the pimp handles on yonder prostitute.

by DJ Silly Hat March 24, 2008

philpac

a.k.a professional lazy arse djmyarse
philpac is the name given to an intelligent being who refuses (for reasons unknown) to achieve his/her potential. "to do a philpac"

Now there's a philpac if ever I saw one.
Have you done the work for today, or are you a philpac?

by macy gray February 5, 2005

pimp-team

a squad size element of pimps

Yo man, if we don't pay them ho's, a pimp-team is gonna show up and tax our ass...

by trickydicksdickdiggindevils420 January 23, 2009

pimp face

a person whose face has been pimped out usually has a mouth full of grills lots of jewelry on the face. it may also describe a man who has the face of a present or future pimp.

ha look at that man over there he has a pimp face

by hellhound9210 July 15, 2009

pimp scrum

When 2 or more pimps battle over who gets to manage one of their 'employees.' These interactions are often in public (on the corner), heated, with the pimps in close proximity to each other, and might even result in an altercation, a la a rugby 'scrum.'

Did you see the pimp scrum last night?! There must have been at least 3 pimps battling out on the corner about who gets to manage Trixie. I bet her price just shot up!

OR

The way they were fighting over the popcorn in the kitchen, it was like a pimp scrum.

by bambalou December 23, 2010

Pimp Captain

A Pimp Captain is someone so bad-ass, he not only pimps the hoes, he pimps the pimps.

There are a number of ways to become a Pimp Captain. For example, if you moon walk on your knees, back-hand a pimp three times consecutively, hire your wife as your hoe then divorce her but keep her as your hoe, etc.

by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2010