Panda

1. A friend with benefits.

2. A lover.

3. A spouse.

4. A very close friend.

After informing my friend that he was my panda, I gave him a kiss on the cheek.

by gambolputty February 25, 2011

Panda

A chubby or bottom heavy girl that has a cute face.

Hey Brett, did you see that Panda?

by konos December 6, 2009

Kentucky Fried Panda

kentucky fried panda

"No! Not the Kentucky friend Panda! It was finger ling-ling good!"

by The King of the Galeria May 2, 2005

Panda sex

Where the man beats his girl so hard with his donger, that you leave black spots all over her body. Alternatively, if a girl takes her boosoms and smacks the man resulting in black spots, equalling in an a very eventful night.

Hey honey, what do you want to do tonight? See a movie, walk in the park, or panda sex?

In a work place setting: "Tammy why do you have so many bruises?" 'Oh, silly Margie, don't you know? Me and my husband have been into panda sex?'

"Ouch ouch! Smack. Smack. Ouch ouch. Whap, whap." Panda sex.

by xAlcide August 11, 2014

panda panda

The practice of assuming that any gay man would be a perfect match for any other gay man you know--akin to the zoo situation in which pandas must be mated at all costs. Originating from a group on Facebook.

Curtis, there's someone I want you to meet . . . Relax, I swear it's not panda panda. You're both brokers and into Portishead.

by distingwished February 21, 2007

Payday Lesbian

Payday Lesbian:

A heterosexual, female pornographic artist that indulges in lesbian activity purely to increase the size of her pay cheque. She has no homosexual tendencies whatsoever.

Steve: Dude, I got this brilliant new porno you have to borrow, it's called 'Drink from the Furry Cup'

Jamie: Nah man, I bet they're all payday lesbians, I only like the real ones.

by GypsieHunter May 21, 2009

Pada-sloth

Jaredus padaleckius or the Giant Pada-Sloth, is an example of charismatic megafauna, a term that refers to large animals that have widespread popular appeal.

The Pada-sloth gets its name from one the seven deadly sins.

The pada-sloth climed smeckles to take a nap.

by pada-sloth luvr June 29, 2009