lacking uniformity in thoughts in a haphazard way; at random, without definite aim, purpose, method, or adherence to prior conversion topic; being seprated from concrete realities and dimensions; difficult to understand; off-topic
by Waffles Of Mass Deliciousness May 05, 2010
by Becca the Strange November 01, 2004
I thought you were practicing! Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, yet you are going nowhere. My son, you are a failure!
by earthlingalien January 26, 2019
Someone who will always be better than you, no matter what you do. TwoSetVioin created this meme, saying that Ling Ling practiced 40 hours a day. They have numerous posts on people doing the Ling Ling challenge, challenges where you have to play a piece but ______. Some examples of it are: playing with a hula hoop as well, double the speed, or playing with your non-dominant hand.
You: Yeah, I got 1st place in all of the contests, no biggie
Friend: Wow, impressive! But did you know that Ling Ling got 1++++st place? He practices 40 hours a day.
Friend: Wow, impressive! But did you know that Ling Ling got 1++++st place? He practices 40 hours a day.
by rejoyce March 27, 2019
The epitome of peak performance; a mythical character that even defies logic itself in the world of skill comparison. No matter who you are or what you do, there will always be a Ling Ling who is above your level. Ling Ling has been better than you and always will be better than you.
by Pyroglyphics November 17, 2018
That virtuoso violinist that your mom won’t ever let you forget. He is smart good looking and he can play the paganini caprices better that hilary hahn.
by Prof K. Chen August 01, 2019
Just accept it- that Ling Ling in your life is better than you. He/she will always be better- for he PRACTICES 40 HOURS A DAY. sorry bud, I guess it just isn't your thing.
Person 1- Ling Ling is my idol! (spoken to mom)
Person 2- Aw, sweetie, that is cute. (spoken back to child)
Person 2- Aw, sweetie, that is cute. (spoken back to child)
by i am an egg January 11, 2019