I'll order a pizza and pay for it 

What you tell a girl that doesn't like you. But you can't take a hint so you offer a pizza.

Boy:"Hey do you want to hang out Thursday? I'll order a pizza and pay for it!"

Girl: ummmmm sorry I have other plans...

I'll order a pizza and pay for it by Riley212 July 11, 2016

Full-time spirit and part-time pay 

This expression refers to someone who has the performance, mentality, work ethic, and mindset of a (good) full-time employee but unfortunately has the pay of a part-time employee (as that is what they technically are).

I go above and beyond work all the time. I love it so much and hate it at the same time. It is such a complicated relationship I have and the situation has just really made me realize that I have a full-time spirit and part-time pay. It's truly so unfair!

Full-time spirit and part-time pay by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023

(If you don't credit and pay me)

Is the silent part they aren't saying out loud.

Hym "Kill everybody (If you don't credit and pay me) is the WHOLE thing and I really didn't think you would be this resistant to crediting or paying me. Or I guess you could have paid the wrong person but, like, the second it started going off and the wrong person found out THEY WOULD HAVE KNOWN that they were stealing it so what did they say? 'Not my problem?' I mean, the people in my community knew who I was immediately when I posted the Etymology of my name. So... I mean, you could have got a warrant for the email address the was INITIALLY ASSOCIATED with this pseudonym. And I still use but to ever check my email. You have to consider that THAT is also compromised. If I had known it was going off I would have said something sooner. So... You know... Oops."

(If you don't credit and pay me) by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

Buy now, pay later 

Something that tackles retail therapy. Allowing you to make purchases and pay for it when you’re okay again.

“This day sucked so I’m just gonna buy now, pay later with Klarna. Life is not perfect but my outfit can be.”

Buy now, pay later by VON_Schlippenbach June 9, 2020

Nope, monthly pay 

Yes, mummy and daddy bought it for me

Did mummy and daddy pay for that?

Nope, monthly pay

Nope, monthly pay by Late86 July 8, 2022

But you do want children to die rather than pay

Yeah sure

Hym "But you DO want children to die rather than pay? Weird set of priorities but OK."

But you do want children to die rather than pay by Hym Iam April 17, 2026

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ay bay say day eay fay gay hay iay jay kay lay may nay oay pay qay ray say tay uay vay way xay yay zay by pnmnmorshshttkork March 7, 2025