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pixel paranoia

Compulsory design behaviour, in which a designer is stuck in the act of adjusting of adjusting the size or position of an object on a pixel-sized level.
Oh jeez, look at Steve, he's been fiddling at the position of that button for 52 hours now. I think he is stuck in pixel paranoia.
by AbsoluteFuckingWaffle February 20, 2019
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Gay parade

A meeting of about 400-500 JoJo fans in a nearby park. They usually leave behind filled and crusted cumsocks and used diapers.
Fuckin jojo fans, i hope there won't ever be another gay parade around these parts again“
by BruhWomanBeater123 May 1, 2020
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Gamer Paranoia

Gamer Paranoia is a condition that occurs due to gaming behind one's parents back. Not limited to gaming, most activities on a computer done on a computer while watching for authority figures can cause it. Symptoms include constant glancing at the door, and heightened auditory perception. Treatment is usually done by removing the patient from the environment causing the condition.
From years of alt-tab gaming, I got gamer paranoia syndrome
by 322997am May 10, 2020
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Caribbean Parakeet

Carabiners and paracord used for hammock hanging.
That rope isn't going to hold... Caribbean Parakeet!
by Jimi Ralphman July 10, 2020
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Soft Parade

When a woman masturbates with her hand
Reena fell asleep under a tree after her soft Parade. The orgasm instantly wore her out.
by J$honey August 15, 2021
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Monster Parade

When a group of men do a conga line while inserting themselves inside the person in front of them.
Ay bro we did a Monster Parade at the bathhouse last night.
by IToppleGovernments September 13, 2021
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Piss Parade

Occurs after stopping for a very urgent piss on the side of an abandoned or otherwise empty stretch of road. Suddenly, a long, slow-moving line of traffic appears out of nowhere. This is the piss parade and the best option is to continue pissing as if nothing is wrong.
I hadn't seen any cars for twenty minutes, so it wasn't a surprise when the piss parade appeared as soon as the yellow stream hit the ground.
by willie weewee January 10, 2022
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