gift package

When you stuff your balls into the condom with your dick.

I was so drunk last night I gave the girl from the bar the gift package.

by Dick weasel August 11, 2017

Dumpster pack

Marijuana that gives off a strong smell and gets you super high.

Yo VK you got the fire loud?
Yea g I got that dumpster pack.

by Goop Sippa August 26, 2017

Mustard Packed

Constipated from anal sex. When her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much anal. That shit is packed and typically requires an enema for release.

Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

health pack

Any consumable object one uses to health oneself or uses if hungry. (Food)
Can also be used to treat injuries.

Im feeling kinda sick, I'm gonna go get a health pack.
Im feeling kinda hungry, I'm gonna go heal.

by blackfire319 May 27, 2018

macka packa

Macka packa; a version of Mackenzie. A slightly mentally screwed up and also amazing individual. Heads up hun you can't get 9's. When you have listened to hakuna matata on repeat for 5 hours let us know.

oOf she's a Macka Packa.

by Ash the lion/orangutan September 17, 2018

Alta pack

This is that head knocker gas. Weed so strong makes you feel like you’re flying. No other bud hits like an Alta pack.

“I thought my weed was gas but damn you got that Alta pack”

by SYB SNXZE May 29, 2019

Roblox Packing

SHUT YO FAAGGOT ASS UP BITCH UR UGLY ASS SHIT WALKING DOWNSYNDROME GIRAFFE LOOKING ASS BOY SHUT UR STUPID ASS UP U SWALLOWED A METAL PIPE SIDEWAYS DOWN UR THROATH UR STUPID BITCH UR DIRTY AS SSHIT I THREW A PACK OFF SALT AT UR GRANDMA AND SHE FUCKING FAINTED AND COLLAPSED LIKE THAT ONE FUCKING DINOSAUR FROM JARASSIC PARK, SHUT UR "OOGA BOOGA" SOUNDING ASS UP U SOUND RETARDED ASS SHIT NIGGA, U GOT THE IQ OF MY SHOESIZE SHUT UR UGLY ASS UP BEFORE I VIOLATE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, STUPID BITCH ILL SLAP U BEHIND UR HEAD WITH A FUCKING WIFI ROUTER U DIRTY BITCH!

Roblox packing: gets on discord call: he- other guy: NOW IMA FLAME THE FUCKFQQFQHRIHOQHRQUKQHOEQH UR UGLY AS SHIT WYMFDFHDWFWHFWIFWHWE ILL BEAT THE DFAJLFHFK U DIRTY ASS BITCH ILL KNOCK DBUIWGKUGEQIYGQQ OUTTA YO LOOKIN EQHEQEGQUQYG2YUEGF2YUEGUI2RH2 BITCH AH BOI WJDQIDKGQKQJHDQUR UGLY AS DHQUGRWGBWJHBW SHIT BITCH ILL BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA YO LEGO DQJDOQHKKQEWHKWHWA SOUNDING ASS BEACH IOAN KNOW WEQHDQUHWUK WHO U TALKING TO LIKE THAT NIGGA ILL BEATTHFE JHWJHWK W *gets tired* other guy: bro we both know ill beat the fuck outta you irl and in a game

by Gigomo123 December 21, 2022