Aeon NPC-Server

1.See also "Slut" and "Hooker".
2.Has a huge camel toe and likes to put Poodie Knobles head in it.
3.Likes to get Zeeked daily.
4.Messes with peoples minds.
5.The village bicycle of Aeon.
6.The child bearor of Napos babies.
7.Messes up sh*t a lot.

Arkland Empires (Server): I don't have an
ankle
ZeekKnoble: yeah i know
ZeekKnoble: i cut it off
Arkland Empires (Server): and I dont have a
penis
ZeekKnoble: lol
Arkland Empires (Server): I have a huge
camel toe
ZeekKnoble: LOL!@!!!\
PoodieKnoble: back
Arkland Empires (Server): Its so big
Arkland Empires (Server): that I put Poodies
head in it
RC disconnected: DeMoN-SoBe
ZeekGraal2 loaded the comments of
GreatRCMoments
PoodieKnoble: Whats so big
PoodieKnoble: Your vagina
PoodieKnoble: ?
ZeekKnoble: ROFL
PoodieKnoble: xP
Arkland Empires (Server): Thats what a
camel toe is tardo

by Zeek Knoble April 7, 2005

Nps

Notifications per second. Used to measure the speed of notifications on facebook.

Stop tagging me on pics if I'm not in it! I'm getting 20.0nps and it's annoying!!!

by E1-M0123 May 26, 2010

n.p.s.

1)niddie protection system
2)a system on a surf board to keep a person from getting nipple rash.

Peter locks in his nps on his way out to the line-up

by Downtiggidy August 7, 2003

Npat

Acronym: No problem at all.

Person 1: Thanks
You: Npat

by Richard August 10, 2004

npj

narcissistic praise junky

NPJs have a low tolerance for work that isn't fun

by lorn October 12, 2007

NPT

No Poke Through toilet paper

DUDE: Aw this one ply sucks. I poked right through!
CHICK: told ya! only buy tp with the NPT label.

by ripegrapefruits January 1, 2017

H.T.N.P

It stands for Hotter Than a Niggers Pussy!
It means that when you are in your house, work area or outside or pretty much anywhere in general and it is just way too hot to handle and it pretty much pisses you off by how absurdly hot it is.

Wow, its so Fucking H.T.N.P in here...turn that fan on!

by Fred Beard February 9, 2008