Nashville Nine

When you finger a girl while jerking off into a condom. Jerking off in a condom is easier for clean up. But make sure you throw it out. You don't want her squeezing your baby batter into her vajayjays. Because of she does and gets pregnant, you'll have to pull an "Italian Abortion," on her.

When you go out trolling for poon. Meet some hawt ginger bartender from the next town over. Maybe she doesnt wana bang cuz she doesn't wana ruin her rep. So you make out. Slap some titties. Both of you wana cum. So she let's you finger yer. You jerkoff. You both cum. But using a condom is safer and cleaner. The Nashville Nine has a 9 out of 10 chance of working. But be sure to toss the condom. You dont want her squeezing your baby batter into her so she can get preggo. Or else you have to resort to using the ole "Italian Abortion" on her.

by FILTHTKX2 June 17, 2018

playing fruit ninja

the act of slitting your wrists

Marcus: i was playing fruit ninja the other day and...
kid: do you need help? <3

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 11, 2021

ninjabate

Verb. To Masterbate with utmost stealthiness, similar to that of a ninja.

Spirited Away was such as shitty movie, I had to whip it out and ninjabate to pass the time.

by Narcism July 16, 2008

Hidden Ninja

When someone is about to perform oral services to a male, the male tucks his penis between his legs when the performer isnt paying attention. When the performer's face is close enough to the penis the male opens his legs, resulting in a surprise attack to the performer's face.

Johnny did the "hidden ninja" on Hailey, and she broke up with him.

by Sergiee Bear November 4, 2007

Nintendo 64

A great system that had quite a few awesome games, like oot and Goldeneye. Unfortunatly, it suffred from many of the problems that come with the limitations of using Cartriges, such as a lack of any CD Audio (meaning they had to use MIDI, which is shitty)

Goldeneye was a fucking awesome game

by I hate your Emo Haircut December 11, 2004

nintendo

The only good thing that has come out of intellegent life.

Nintendo id the best thing in the world.

by Rob Treacy September 17, 2005

naked ninja

1. noun - cockblocking maneuver involving the unauthorized entry of an unclothed male into a room occupied by two or more people currently hooking up or having intercourse. the 'ninja' employs dramatic body action (e.g. jumping into a room with wide open arms) and a verbal cue (e.g. "naked ninja!")

Additional Notes: It could in theory be done by a female but such action might be desirable.

2. verb - the act of being a naked ninja

Step 1. Remove all clothing

Step 2. Find a bedroom where two people are hooking up or having intercourse

Step 3. Subtly determine if the door is unlocked, if it is unlocked go to step 4, if not, go to step 3a.

Step 3a. Unlock the door by any means necessary while preserving the element of surprise

Step 4. Throw the door wide open

Step 5. Leap into the room with a signature body gesture and scream "naked ninja" ensuring that your genitals are in plain view.

Step 6. Run like Hell

by Strider Hiryu April 20, 2006