muffember

all men or indian women who cant grow a real moustache for the month of movember and can only grow pathetic little muff hair instead

dara- think i might grow a tach for movember this year
bil- but youv never had 1 before, u only have some sick muff hair on your chin
dara- ya, i suppose, might give muffember a try tho?
bil- gumann

by bil.i.am November 27, 2012

Muff Driving

The act performing oral sex on a woman while she is driving. The female equivalent of road head. A derivative of muff diving- the act of jumping face first into a soaking wet vagina, also known as a muff. While the term muff may be outdated, and used to describe a hairy pussy, most hungry/ horny people know, no muff is too tough.

This chick likes teasing guys at the bar and then take them muff driving. They think they're impressive by going down on her at the wheel. Therefore getting some action, with a free ride home. Any opportunity for a dirt road, or construction, is ceased to intensify the vibrations for her pleasure. A bench seat is recommended.

by Shamadizzle September 4, 2018

Rough Muff

A vagina that is overgrown with pubes, i.e. the opposite to a shaven haven

Friend one: I love that, that Steffi girl is just full of roughy muff goodness
Friend two: You're sick! Shaven haven all the way
Friend one:....nowt wrong with a rough muff

by Mullet_kingy May 26, 2008

muff dive

an alcoholic drink that both males and females (straight or homosexual) buy for their friends on special occasions, such as birthdays, or just for fun.

The drink is in a tall martini glass or just a glass with a wide opening at the top, and they put a shot glass full of hard alcohol of usually something the receiver will not like (but if they are nice something they will like)at the bottom of the glass and then cover the shot with whip cream. The receiver has to dig through the whip cream and take the shot without using their hands.

"Get Britney a muff dive! It's her 21st birthday!"

by CKE December 25, 2007

anal muff

Pubic hair forming a perimeter around the anal sphincter.

After I toungue fucked Heidi's red eye, I noticed I received a full teeth flossing due to her dense anal muff.

by steeda December 26, 2005

Muff Rat

A person who screwed up a party, shindig, hoe-down, social gathering, etc.

D2MR!!! Death to Muff Rat

by LilJOnwhattt July 14, 2005

Muff Hawk

A muff hawk is when a person shaves his or her pubic area in the form of a mohawk.

Justin: Man Guess What I Did Last Night?
Mike: What?
Justin: Got A Muff Hawk.
Mike: That Is Pretty Awesome.

by Dr.RobLoveStone March 24, 2009