20 minutes of action

A privileged guy's term for rape.

1. "That is a steep price to pay for 20 minutes of action," said the sex offender's daddy, upon hearing of his son's effective 3-month sentence for raping an unconscious girl.

2. Man, you gotta try the fresh meat in cellblock C. Only took 20 minutes of action before I nutted. Mmmm, mmm. Nothin' beats a virgin ass.

by nergotlover June 8, 2016

poop in your mittens

an expression of extreme frustration or disappointment not necessarily relating to either poop or mittens. Often preceded by "Aw".

Aw, poop in your mittens! I just dropped my SIM card down the sewer drain.

by Vacupunk December 21, 2008

yoel 5 minute hands

each person gets 5 minutes to do as they wish to the person across with their hands excluding every other body part....usually played with 2 players

eddy and samantha decided to play yoel 5 minute hands... eddy picked samantha's nose....samantha played with eddy's penis

by 5 minute yowl July 19, 2009

A Jeeve Minute

A jeeve minute is, when someone say's, i'll be there in 5 minutes and takes them 25 minutes to get there. 1 Actual minute is 5 jeeve minutes.

Be there in a minute... "5 minutes later" 'thought you said you were right outside' I said give me a minute. 'Bro it took you 5 minutes kid' took me a jeeve minute my bad.

by Shadowisle July 23, 2010

In just a minute

synonym with "When hell freezes over"

I'll do it in just a minute, Dad!

by Cabinetmaker November 19, 2011

keep your mitts off

informal: Keep one’s hands away from; not touch:

‘keep your mitts off the fan control!’

by rkhodaverdian June 15, 2016

Chinese Oven Mitt

When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.

Derek: How did your massage go dude?

Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!

by Hodenkrieg June 12, 2009