mike tyson

Very funny idiot who likes to stomp on people's testicles and eat children, and sees women as objects.

"I wish some of you guys had children for I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles..."

"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I am not a recluse."

by James... September 16, 2006

mike patton

the man who knocks the socks off musical expectations

mike patton f*cking rocks.

by firefaery July 20, 2004

Mike Kanashi

A Facebook user from The Community which shitposts various sad, sexual and funny statuses.

"Did you hear about that Mike Kanashi guy?"

"Yeah! Apparently he fucked his own dog!"

by AninemusPersonal September 8, 2014

mike and ike

The best candy ever made.

Bill started choking on one of his Mike and Ikes, so I stole the box of them out of his hand and ran off.

by Rastablowtorch September 21, 2005

Prison mike

A man who went to the clink

Did you see that Prison mike on the streets?

by Peepee21 November 2, 2019

Miking Out

Going for crazy for men or a certain object. Raging until you shit your pants

Mike is Miking Out for Luker

by Genie is life June 10, 2018

Mike Furey

1. A hot, young man. Usually gay. Has style and lots of girls hitting on him.
2. The hottest singer ever.
3. Synonym of hot / attractive.

Girl 1: OMG, he's a total Mike Furey!
Girl2: Yeah, so hot!

Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh, mi ex-boyfriend.
Boy 1: Wow, he's Mike Furey.
Boy 2: Yeah, I know.

by My-Name-Here August 14, 2010