1)a small person
2)a shitty insult
3)something martha stuart sells on wierd infomercials at 3 oclock in the morning
2)a shitty insult
3)something martha stuart sells on wierd infomercials at 3 oclock in the morning
1)kid:dad,is that a midget?
dad:no, son. thats a micro-midget.
2)dude1:cum fucker
dude2:micro-midget
3)Wow, check out my new micro-midget! Martha Stewart was the spokeswoman in the infomercial promoting the growth and sale of micro-midgets!
dad:no, son. thats a micro-midget.
2)dude1:cum fucker
dude2:micro-midget
3)Wow, check out my new micro-midget! Martha Stewart was the spokeswoman in the infomercial promoting the growth and sale of micro-midgets!
by fatassbuddabelly July 18, 2006
Get the micro-midget mug.the distance a midget can throw something. a baby step. an incredibly short distance. very, very close. on the brink.
"I sooooo hornywasted. I'm a midget's throw away from drunk dialing my ex. What to do?"
"To don't. Take it easy sleezy."
or
"That girl's so crazy mean, she's a midget's throw away from pyschobitch."
"To don't. Take it easy sleezy."
or
"That girl's so crazy mean, she's a midget's throw away from pyschobitch."
by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009
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A shorter person who is surprisingly strong and aggressive in combat situations. The reason for this being personal physical factors and some psychological motivating factors.
Floyd Gay Mayweather is a short , small combat midget who is good at boxing
There are probably more combat midgets in logistical roles in special forces as they are too short to fulfill combat roles.
There are probably more combat midgets in logistical roles in special forces as they are too short to fulfill combat roles.
by winchestein January 27, 2012
Get the combat midget mug.Beat up anyone under 5 foot and to beat someone up u have to be 5,4 or taller get ready for national beat up midgets day
by Dabbydeb September 26, 2020
Get the National beat up midgets day mug.Extraordinarily large nipples. Atleast 1/2" in diameter and 1/2" protrusion even in the unaroused state.
by Bret Austin September 10, 2004
Get the midget's fists mug.1. A small individual.
2. A small individual that thinks that they are "The Shit" then when the individual gets call a "midget shit" they respond quietly to them self.
3. A small individual that shit's in someone's toilet and forgets to flush.
2. A small individual that thinks that they are "The Shit" then when the individual gets call a "midget shit" they respond quietly to them self.
3. A small individual that shit's in someone's toilet and forgets to flush.
1. "Look at the new kid what a midget shit."
2. John:"Hey look look at my wicked car."
Jimmy:"Shut up you midget shit."
John:"You shut up." Said quietly.
3. "Hey asshole you forgot to flush. You midget shit."
2. John:"Hey look look at my wicked car."
Jimmy:"Shut up you midget shit."
John:"You shut up." Said quietly.
3. "Hey asshole you forgot to flush. You midget shit."
by Cowyman September 21, 2009
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