Trans melon

Persons who identify themselves as watermelons on social media. It is common on Twitter whereby users to add watermelon emoji on their bio or names.
It is a trans thing.
ABCD identifies as a trans melon
I am a trans melon
by stickhero23 June 05, 2023
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Melonous

A word Jack Manifold has created to refer to someone acting dumb.
Tommy is acting rather melonous today.
by scearbin October 12, 2021
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Walsall screw melon

Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.
Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
by Willylaura July 06, 2022
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Melon Wipe

A person who is a fucking brainlet and I mean really fucking stupid, fucking retarded spunk bubble
Person 1:Leo is a fucking Melon Wipe
by LeoGotNits June 07, 2023
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Coco Melon(n)ing

From the cultural term Coco Melon baby (noun); the act of viewing media as a means of a soporific or sleep aid

2. Binging media, especially YouTube or other online material, until one falls asleep
I'm Coco Melon(n)ing this YouTube video since I can't fall asleep otherwise.
by EEEEamon January 27, 2023
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stupid ass melon

guy 1: have you herd of cocomelon
guy 2: oh yeah that stupid ass melon
by fuckcoco69420suckmycock February 24, 2021
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Shark melon cup

Fierce and sweet in a nice cup size package
by BbopDinosaurRoar August 03, 2024
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