Definitions by Rjmjr69

Hows Your Melon Smellin Helen? 

common slang used to ask how a females genitalia is smellin ok Helen....

Example Robert Ask's Kirsty

Why hello and how are you today? Such a lovely day would one agree? Hows your Melon Smellin Helen?

Answer " Allot like Your cousin"

Hows Your Melon Smellin Helen? by Rjmjr69 May 28, 2008