Melon Farmer

Somebody who's great with a gun, especially at getting head shots.

Kyle's a melon farmer, when he leaves a room all you see is brains splattered all over the walls.

by Kabou June 6, 2010

melonball

the act of fucking a canteloupe (also; melonballing, melonballs, etc)

i wasn't in the mood to masturbate, so i just went to the kitchen and gave myself a melonball instead

by chocomel July 21, 2004

Melon Keg

When you put a whole in a melon and fill it with a type of alcohol, you then proceed to drink from the melon.

Geff: Hey, Robert! How was the party last night?

Robert: It was awesome! We made a melon keg!

by Epiclulz487 June 7, 2009

Melon Party

A gay orgy involving old fat/obese men

"My dad invited his friends over and had a melon party while i was watching"

by that_one_melon_guy May 14, 2019

meloncollie

When a woman is sexy looking from a distance then you get close to talk to her and she has a head like a melon and a face like a collie.

“Dude jen’s mom is meloncollie. I asked her for a coke and was surprised...I would still hit it though”

by Williamzmann January 27, 2021

Melona

Melona is the term for a large group of watermelons. Melona can usually be found in groves, grocery stores, farmers markets, and other closely related places.

Cameron: "I passed by a group of Melona the other day."
Macy: "Were they in a field?"
Cameron: "Grocery store actually. Tons of Melona in boxes.

by waitwhatthefrickamidoing June 15, 2021

French Melon

A sex move where as a woman is giving a man oral sex, the man holds a watermelon over her head. Then, while the man is climaxing, he simultaneously smashes the watermelon on her head.

Paige was covered in watermelon juice after she gave Tommy a French Melon.

by Señor Dumas September 8, 2013