traffic self-management

traffic management without the presence of traffic cops on the roads. Under such a system, drivers and pedestrians strictly obey the traffic rules, e.g. by following the traffic light system, as if there were traffic cops managing traffic.

Traffic self-management is like a hard nut to crack when it comes to implementing it.

by uttam maharjan December 12, 2010

NINJA MANAGER

Formerly known as Ninja;Utkarsh, is a terminated ESL manager. He is known for his off work in some small clan and making them bigger and then leaving it.

Ninja Manager is known for his work, not for his gameplay.

by Sam zeus January 31, 2021

low level manager

Etymology
The phrase has the same initials as the name given to a type of neural network.

Noun
low level manager (𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 low level managers)
1. (𝘦𝘶𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤, 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘢𝘭) LLM, large language model (type of neural network)

Project researchers concluded that certain low level managers account for brain activity during comprehension of natural texts.

by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook March 25, 2024

(Manager) ate it

Phrase used when something important can't be found because that one manager who always sticks things in random places was the last one to use it.

"Where's the box cutter?"
"(Manager) ate it"

by Portalmaker April 11, 2022

lighthouse management

The lighthouse manager circles around, focusing on one small aspect of the issue at a time, for less than a second, makes a snap decision ignoring the rest of the issues, then repeats 1 minute later making and entirely new snap decision. Result: project goes nowhere.

Manager: Why is that in Red?
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!

by Bend Over Here It Comes Again April 26, 2014

Benchmark Managing

The idea that one person can send five emails in one night and look like a superhero or on funny email chains they can end it with one very inapporpriate one. And he has small balls and tiny feet.

A benchmark managing guy is a deutche bag

by Imasuperstar October 17, 2012

booking manager

Someone who manages a team of DJs and Producers. Someone who works on the business side in the electrinic music industry and is responsible for booking the talent for nightclubs.

"If you want to book a DJ for this night you will have to call the booking manager"

by Chelsea Carrington October 27, 2005