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Maletardness

The handicap most men are forced to live with due to their role in Society. As they were playing football, women were busy developing advanced emotional and social skills by talking, talking, talking.

Therefore leaving many men socially and emotionally handicapped.
-...so I said, 'it would be nice to go to that restaurant!'...
-Yeah, so are you guys gonna?
-No.... Nothing!?
-Aww.... it's just he's maletardness, he didn't Understand you meant you Wanted to actually Go there!
-They are such retards!
-Yes they are. We love them still.
by Twocolorsocks December 9, 2010
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mullet

A person with a mullet (see definition 1).
Psst! Mullet at five o'clock!
by Ian Maxwell October 15, 2002
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millet

Pronounced "mill-lay", (i.e. fillet). A term for toilet, bathroom, water closet, etc. The word's origins lie in the misinterpretation of blackletter type characters on a bathroom door which actually read "toilet", not "millet". The word is most appropriately used with a slight British accent.
Pardon me, I've got to go use the millet.
by Aaron TW February 7, 2007
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facial mullet

A goatee. One lacks the ability to choose to be either clean-shaven, bearded, or mustachioed. Analogous to the mullet, a hair cut chosen when one cannot commit to either long or short hair.
Bob could not choose between a mustache and a beard when he decided to grow facial hair. Therefore, he chose to grow a facial mullet.
by Bo Slone February 2, 2009
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Mullet

Business in the front, party in the back; referencing a three-some.
"Dude, we were like a mullet last night!"

"I was the business in the front and you were the party in the back."
by CreeperStash June 29, 2008
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manlet

a little man - (of which guy nakamura is a good example -

see- guy the fly or shiznit for more info.

a term that can be used to annoy, but in some cases, just to point out an obvious statement
'guy is a manlet, haha, he is so small lol !!11!!1!!1!!! !111oneoneeleven!!11!!onehundred!!1 !11!!eleven!
by weeabix April 26, 2005
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Mullet

The most terrible hairstyle in existance donned by white trash types and other people stuck in the late 1980's. Short in the front and long in the back. Sometimes accompanied by feathered hair or shaved sides.
A good percentage of the Polacks and hillbillies living on Detroit's east side sport mullets.
by mul - et May 19, 2003
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